Funny Amusing Poems

Seen in the movies, swishing swords about,
Those Ninja fighters make you want to run,
Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out,
Would challenge me: my Ninja skills...

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I logged on the world wide web today
I tried ocado, it said go away!
I went to Waitrose and Tesco too
I had to wait so long
that...

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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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The Cat

It is late, 
nearly half-past nine. 
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud. 
I need to buy another. 
This...

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Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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U

It is cool here. 
Is it hot there?
You have not written. 
I have not received...
a letter.

Do you think of me?
I remember you. 
I can not...

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Sandra was enchanted and glamourous
Men were intimidated
Giddy when meeting her


Her winsome winning ways delighted them
None of the lot suspected
It was women she liked...

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Her muse was silent, and how
That was not surprising news
But broken by a cute meow
Her muse was amusing mews!

In this place that she is at
To...

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You put an us in a me,
you'll make muse.
Take the us out,
it'll just be me.
Stick an a in front,
and you'll amuse.
Funny about the a....

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When we retired we were so inspired:
To live free and rest from our labors.
This mobile home park has lived up to the mark,
But oh, goodness...

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I haven't written a poem all week
though I've sat at this desk and not leaked!
have you seen my muse
is she on a cruise?
If I catch...

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