Humorous Addiction Poems

In her front yard she was being attack
By a guy who just wanted some crack
So, she threw out some soap
Which he though was real dope
To...

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so u real??? 
Warning! The following choppy, batty, 
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy, 
jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy, 
sketchy material...

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Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment

Quite an undertaking
to break ground
figuratively, and symbolically linkedin
while able bodied and mindedness
readies cemetery plot within Elysian...

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One
Or two
Maybe three
Or perhaps, four
Five is pushing it
It’s surely never six
And seven would be insane
On eight my chin would hit the floor
But nine is just...

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two cell phones ran into each other on some street
friends I think world has changed though
and stood side by side known yet unknown
an awkward greeting...

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We all collect something

it is natural to collect

the greater one's purse
the more varied and 
abundant his verse. So~ 
even divine poets literally
not immune

a puddle, a...

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There is no no-one

To be the subject

For what is arising..

There is no arising

To be the object

For the no-one 

Who is not..

Total absence 

For no-one who

Is...

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Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending...

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sometimes I'm lazy tse tse
I don't go out at night, I avoid bronchitis
I have few friends, bad influenzas i avoid
I'm kind of bashful I fear...

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I wonder if Wright
ever thought himself wrong,

before making an actual 
flight? 

I mean, pigeons heckling
him, from the tin roof's ledge (Oh yea! They
do laugh, a...

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A peacock to some, 
but to others a confident and close friend.
Confidence, humorous, 
displays feathers, 
selects the perfect mate.

Unbeknownst is he of the 
defects 
within...

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Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
when president number forty five
donned, jump/kick started, and tweeted
thru his musky,...

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i was explaining this at the 
breakfast table

my wife pulled that electric chair face
but i consider
that it is better to 
be adventurous than 
cautious

my son...

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