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Limerick Sister Poems | Limerick Poems About Sister
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Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned
© Jack Ellison 2015
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015
Two Nuns travel through Europe by car
Guided by the heavens North Star
Transylvania they reach
Hymn singing they preach
Not realizing they have come so far
At a busy junction they now stop
The red light is about to colour swap
Then out of the night
A most scaring sight
Onto their bonnet Dracula did drop
Sister Francine to Sister Helen said
On with the wipers, off with his head
Darn, that never worked
On this darkly toothed berk
He's hanging on, foot down, of they sped
What shall I do, Sister Francine says
Sister Helen shouts, window wiper spray
At the Vatican I filled
It's heavenly chilled
This time he's sure to go away
The Holy Water now having been yield
Has the demons fate now been sealed
To rid of this dross
Please show him your cross
Get the **** off the windshield!
~*~ This piece has been turned into a Limerick from a joke doing the rounds ~*~
Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2011
Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013
There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.
With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.
Copyright © Gail DeBole | Year Posted 2013
Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister
Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2013
bouncing pouncing jumping up down keen
somersaults on trampoline
out doing big brother’s errs
bouncing higher higher like jumping beans
what goes up must come down what the hack
flip, lull …. plop flop flat on his back
turns head over heels in air
landing on her feet with flair
this is the way you do it with knack
Copyright © Eve Roper | Year Posted 2016
My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.
Copyright © Nikita Shah | Year Posted 2012
I have a little sister
She can be a twister
Likes to play
Likes to pray
She gave me a blister
Copyright © Katelin Frame | Year Posted 2015
I've a beautiful
whose head never
makes any wise
Hear the last that
was to be, a house
What shall i call this
Copyright © UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA | Year Posted 2014
She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?
Copyright © Jason Talbott | Year Posted 2011
There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally
To late for limerick contest
Copyright © Richard Lamoureux | Year Posted 2017