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Limerick Farewell Poems | Limerick Poems About Farewell
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My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun
Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2015
There was a young man we'll call Mac,
who loved to suck on a tic tac.
But one choked him today.
What a price he did pay
and he'll never, ever be back.
Copyright © Diane Lefebvre | Year Posted 2015
I dingle the dongle with Dan
and ningle another with Nan.
But what should I do,
when courting sweet Sue?
I hope to get hitched, if I can.
No more do I dingle with Dan,
nor nangle a ningle with Nan.
So may I meet you
and talk it all through,
since Sue’s on a jet – to Japan!
For Nathan's 'Alliteration' Competition.
Copyright © Charles Clive | Year Posted 2013
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
Cock distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
Copyright © Julian Bohan | Year Posted 2013
Nearing the end here, don't think it'll be long
My time is short may have sung my last song
Met some very sweet peeps
Love you guys heaps
Overstayed my welcome soon be moseying on
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016
A modicum of triumph.
A moment of no regret.
Is followed in sadness,
And bitter loose ends.
When you don't know whats wrong or whats right.
Why do we even fight?
The weight of the world is oppressing and vile.
Its takes a great deal just to make me smile.
Copyright © Luke Acton | Year Posted 2015
Limerick: No Cossacks charge down Arc de Triomphe
No Cossacks charge down Arc de Triomphe
Champs Elysée hourra! in triumph
For World Ruler no less
Come to check French prowess
World rivets eyes according to Gumph
Here the Seine rises not to greet Trump
Nor the Eiffel Tower lean in slump
Loose tract of Arctic ice
Bound for US in vice
Great Leader returns to rule vast swamp
At last the World will groan all alone
At Djibouti PRC horns blown
Will Marines take over
From Great Landless Leader
Thus ends Climate Change Treaty in clone !
© T. Wignesan - Paris, 2017
Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2017