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Limerick Beauty Poems | Limerick Poems About Beauty

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Beer Goggles

No, no, the drinks are on me I told her
And with each one I was gettin' bolder:
  When I woke the next day
  Whoa! Well...let's just say
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder!

Copyright © Keith Trestrail | Year Posted 2015

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This Gorgeous Butterfly

There once was a fellow named Bert Who had always been considered a jerk Till one day he passed by With this gorgeous butterfly One couldn't miss Bert's dirty big smirk

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Rub a dub dub two in a tub.
Where did the soap go?
He lay back flat
Right on his back.
While she fiddled about below.

Rub a dub dub I fell in the tub.
I swear to you Lassie it's not always a stub.
The water is cold.
I'm getting old.
Come a little closer and give it a rub.

Jeanie and Timmy alone in the tub.
Sounds like a poem which might need a scrub.
I cannot say s*x.
Not sure about pecs.
H**l, the censors might just overdub. 

Rub a dub dub, there's three in a tub.
Sure hope one doesn't give it a rub.
The lassie is fine.
She has two to shine.
Rub a dub dub, what a great scrub!

Copyright © JEAN MURRAY | Year Posted 2017

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What A Way To Go

An old man bought her gems and he smiled,
Knowing where they would be in a while...
Sex with a young beauty,
Great legs, boobs and booty.
If he died, he'd be going in style.

Copyright © Robert Candler | Year Posted 2014

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St Eve, a lovers Limerick

There once was guy named Steve
He swam in a pool with Eve
With a frisky smile
He undressed her with guile
In nine months she was to conceive

Copyright © arthur vaso | Year Posted 2015

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The Ladies On Soup A:Z

From A to Z and full of flare
The ladies come, intent to share
Words of wisdom and allure
All their musing, bright, obscure;
Emotion strong they lay it bare.

With broken-heart some plan a coup
Against distress and then regroup
With their beauty they beguile
All these women have got style
With golden pen they stir the Soup.

Contest: A Valentine Limerick (2015)
Sponsor: Skat A
Placed: 4th 

Copyright © Paul Callus | Year Posted 2015

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New Year's Resolution inspired by John Cameron Swayze

Author's Note:  If you have never seen the advertising contributions of John Cameron Swayze, take a moment to watch a few of his videos.  Then, enjoy this limerick (which in combination with the videos) provides some interesting inspiration for the new year.  

We suggest a vagina's for sex
And hope the possessor expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex 

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2015

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A Thong for Tom

Hey Girls have you've dated someone For in his pocket he says he's a gun He says this or that It's girth is so fat It appears his ego is so under won But I have heard of another Guy In the shower he's so kinda shy When the water hits he He turns to a she Nothing left for the girls to espy Now having found this guy called Tom His bragging, mm ain't so strong He appears so thick Deluded party prick Stuffed tissues found in his thong .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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Roses Scents

Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses But it's the one that I like that poses For it attracts in me My mind and body agrees Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare

Copyright © sherif goda | Year Posted 2015

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When She

That look in her Scotsman's eyes When his darling opened her thighs Such a welcoming sight He entered his night As loving groans mellowed to sighs .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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Victoria's Secret

With terrain and angles galore
Nature has objects to adore
But what is this glitch?
A non-working bra hitch
Hides the peaks we want to explore

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013

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artificial beauty

i have this friend back in high school
she was known to be one of the most beautiful
people didn't notice it's just her make-up
and when a sudden rain came and wash her face up
poor creature, she was laughed by all

Copyright © gen cacho | Year Posted 2013

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Beauty and Bigfoot

Disguised,.. Big Foot's sister despised Cinderella Deceived, and enticed Royal Kingdom's Prince- fella But Prince became wary of feet, huge and hairy !! This bachelor, lost pride,..... hides out in Australia !! __________________________________________________ 4/25/15 Carrie Richards

Copyright © Carrie Richards | Year Posted 2015

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Hey James, what do you see

On holiday my eyes observed So tanned and beautifully curved Her eyes turned to me Hey! James what do you see? Patience, you'll receive your deserves .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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Beautiful Chaos

The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.

Copyright © Sandy Tadros | Year Posted 2015

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Limerick: Once a born blind man was promised full sight

Limerick: Once a born blind man was promised full sight

Once a born blind man was promised full sight
By an ophthalmologist fully tight
     Two slits and dabs all told
     Saw in wonderful world –
Beauty Contest: gouged his own eyes outright.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2015

Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2015

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Bulgarian Beauty

A competition was held in Bulgaria 
to find out which girl's legs were hairier. 
The winning lassie 
beat a huge chimpanzee 
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.

Copyright © angela sutherland | Year Posted 2007

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World's Most Beautiful Woman

There are so many gorgeous women in the world How can we choose ONE, that puts us ALL in a whirl Walk down the street Many beauties we meet Wind up with agastopia, my toes they do curl © Jack Ellison 2015
“agastopia” - admiration of a part of someone's body

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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In need of help from above

They say you are a real hottie
You have a most supple body
Your looks make me think
That my morals may sink
So hurry beam me up Scotty!

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013

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Charming beauty

       Lean beauty a charming craze,
           Can size zero set ablaze ?
             Closer beat the heat,
             Soulful not just meat,
      More than handful goes a waste!

Bawdy limerick - 7/7/5/5/7
Written on 23/6/14
Sponsor- Roy Jerden
Contest- Bawdy limericks - II

Ranked 3rd

Now for contest - Any poem of the week #10
Sponsor- PD A
Entered Today dated 26/6/14
Ranked 3rd

Copyright © Dr. Upma A. Sharma | Year Posted 2014

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The Stripper

As stripper I wasn’t too proud
A part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the crowd

Copyright © Martin Kloess | Year Posted 2013

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Her Most Beautiful Curve

Michelle fell for a guy named Mikhail
Whose imagination is so fertile
She felt greatly loved
As she has been told
That her most beautiful curve was her smile.

Copyright © Fadi Mathew | Year Posted 2015

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High Heels

why do we women wear high heels even if it feels like walking on spikes of steel balancing self and vanity on a pointy stump women everywhere—young, old, slight or plump to demands of beauty and conformity, we all do kneel those capricious stilettos, so shiny but sinister often leave a mark, bruise, corn or blister hurt gullible shins, calf, hips, ankle and back please someone banish them from the rack oh!please forbid them, our reverend minister. inches they do add to a woman’s height wonder if the reward is worth the plight why does she need to be tall as man when it was never part of God’s plan smaller but no less, she’s proved it alright. Written on 06/16/2016

Copyright © Sara Chansarkar | Year Posted 2016

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Poetry Soup Beauty

Ooo a blog to do my duty
To vote for the Poetry Soup Beauty ~~~
     I must not sit on the fence
     Or deep splinters I sense
I'll watch the winners shaking their booty ~~~


Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2010

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Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams 

Copyright © john chizoba vincent | Year Posted 2015

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Past Life

In past life I hailed from Shitterton 
and loved good food and plenty of action
Once a witch visited town
Who taught her art to me clown
With my magic wand I had more fun

A lass named Bustyview took my fancy
Gave me no airs, vane was her beauty
Decided to trick her in
Prince became I to her grin 
Lived thereafter happily with she

Form: Limerick, 2 stanzas of 5 lines each 
(syl. count:9,10,7,7,9,10,9,7,7,9), Rhyme: AABBA

Copyright © Mohan Chutani | Year Posted 2014

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Caressing Her Beauty

Mr and Mrs walking down the High Street Shoe shop window her eyes did now greet Into the shop they both went Oh! those boots, please consent Too dear, no purchase, no receipt Ready for bed and feeling so fruity His hand now caressing her beauty Cutting sharpness she says With no payment display No horse shoes, your not riding it's booty .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2014

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Limerick: Once the Middle Kingdom's top Concubine

Limerick: Once the Middle Kingdom’s top Concubine

Once the Middle Kingdom’s top Concubine*
Said to rule China through love combine
Dallying generals: O! Dear!
Forced Emperor to fear:
Eunuch strangled her at Buddhist shrine.

*Emperor Xuanzong’s Consort and his daughter-in-law,
Yang Guifei, 719-756 C.E.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2013