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Haiku Funny Poems | Haiku Poems About Funny

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Sexy Who'

"Sexy Who" *Summer* sand, oozing through toes water down my swimsuit piece how I love the sun *Summer* new sun-rays run my soul wind swims around my pale skin sunburn, ouch! *Dizzy* strong & Long Lasting The Viagra moment fades power by the sun *Jerk Around* secret moment Vixen photos of my youth rock hard & bigger ~SKAT~

Copyright © SKAT A | Year Posted 2012



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APPLES - MULTIPLE HAIKU

It bounced off the truck
And then rolled down the highway
Apple turnover

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How 'bout them apples
When Jonathan McIntosh
Won the spelling bee

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Apple of my eye
Jenny had the sweetest smile
For another guy

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Right down to the core
When that apple crossed the plate
An infield dribble

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Just one little hole
In that shiny    red apple
Just one little worm










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Copyright © daver austin | Year Posted 2008

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In My Wildest Dreams

five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons

all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words

winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly

bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams

 
 
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest


Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2011

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- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -



                                        Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops












21.10.2012
A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Sunshine Smile | Year Posted 2012

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Excrushitting

Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"

Copyright © M. Hussain Effendi | Year Posted 2011

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a ku ku krazy day

a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed

a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head

a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red

my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor

I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day

I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow

Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest:  ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....???? 
Sponsor	Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver



Copyright © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen | Year Posted 2012

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APRIL FOOL




                                                today's April fool
                                        known to all needs to have tool
                                         ooh! advance cheek's smile





     Inspired by: JAN ALLISON

Copyright © BL DEVNATH | Year Posted 2015

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Hai-ku 1

Hai-ku

Hi, cute,
High coo
Hai ,who?


S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 30 mar 17,
for Brian Strand's contest

Copyright © S.Jagathsimhan Nair | Year Posted 2012

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Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!



Copyright © RALPH TAYLOR | Year Posted 2012

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A HOUSE FULL OF CATS

A house full of cats
Poor ventilation
Doctor says I have hair balls

How mysterious
Our Tab has far -away eyes
UGHH!    It's flatulence

One cat likes to talk
It's the inflection that counts
Feed me, please....................? FEED ME!!!
        (meeeww)                      (MEEOOOWWW!)

Not bothered with mice
Nary a bug in the house
The new 'shredded' style

Fell in the eggnog
Hick    hickory....up he run
Dick    dickory    DOCK!    tick tock

Copyright © daver austin | Year Posted 2008

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HAPPILY MERRILY DIVORCED

                       --- BEFORE---

love birds coo coo  coo
mouths holding honeymoon hands
sailing rapture glow

                        ---NOW---

he morphed into a  shabby computerholic couch potato
triple sour grudges, the twisted naggings piercing falceto
mr. droid in the attic snoring, his belly bloated like a preggy hag
while garbage stinks as rotting romance wilts on witches’ swag
no night dates, he tickles women online with bills climbing loco loco
 
                               --- AND THEN---

 merrily soon-to-be-an ex, the droidcoholic shocked bones anew
 without a pre-nup, his mother’s mansion's in my name--- woo hoo!


( for P.D's divorce club contest)

Copyright © nette onclaud | Year Posted 2010

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EMOTIONAL UTTERANCE




                                      old tigers from dens
                                waiting to come out of sleep 
                                      for Valentines kiss 

                                      old tigresses fear
                                    emotional utterance 
                                    may be played again



               Wish you all P.S. friends Happy Valentines Day, enjoy

               For Contest: 101 in a ROW contest -5
               Sponsored by: PD

Copyright © BL DEVNATH | Year Posted 2016

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FRACTURED HAIKU

Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too

WHEWW!

This is a fractured haiku

Copyright © daver austin | Year Posted 2009

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Fourteen

When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice

Copyright © David Aaron | Year Posted 2015

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Maniacal

Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Copyright © Valentine Qo | Year Posted 2012

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Indian Mango Tree

Indian mango tree
Reddish green fruits all for free
But too sweet for me

Yellow golden flesh
Within sugared fibers meshed
Cravings are refreshed

When ripe they just fall
Because the tree is so tall
I feel very small

I stoop down to pick
It won't hurt to have one lick
I will not get sick

I can't have just one
On the ground there's too many
Sweeter than honey

I must be crazy
Now my vision is hazy
Near pushing daisies

Yet here is a pill
That sets me free from my ill
Else I write my will

Indian mango tree
On every road there is one
Zero sugarfree

Copyright © Jun Gonzales | Year Posted 2017

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BUNNY

    -Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)

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  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave



~SKAT & PD~

Copyright © SKAT A | Year Posted 2013

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Three funny Poems-Haikus (Poems from 7th Grade #6)

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 


3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks

Copyright © Colin Amato | Year Posted 2010

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Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

Copyright © Carol Sunshine Brown | Year Posted 2012

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Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

Copyright © Patricia Sawyer | Year Posted 2008

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I Like Pizza

Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?

Copyright © Justin Worthy | Year Posted 2015

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Disaster Preparedness

an aphid on a
leaf.  hold on with all your might!
a storm is coming!

Copyright © Effie Blake | Year Posted 2006

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Haiku Shoppe

Great idea here Let’s open a Haiku Shoppe They go great with beer Easy to find I’m told They hide under nibs of pens Don’t let them get old To make a great stew Take a limerick or two Mix well with Haiku If all has gone well And your mix has turned out right You’re ready to sell One more thing to do We must put them on a bun - Sit and have a few Written by John Posey 12/22/12

Copyright © John Posey | Year Posted 2012

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ants



a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad

Copyright © Sharon Ruebel | Year Posted 2011

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Orange you Glad to be---an Orange---

     Contract Delete

Copyright © JSLambert Mister ROBOTO | Year Posted 2011

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A Dog's Life

Put on a leash
Sniff sniff sniff sniff
New place to pee

Copyright © Rick Zablocki | Year Posted 2013

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ROSES FOR YOU-

Roses for you!

**
petals all over
sexy, sexy as can be
press the flesh tonight

**
my roses are black, 
did I forget the water 
dry flower bed!!

**
my roses are red, 
give me a kiss, sweet as you
potion pucker lips

**
flowers for the dead
roses running through my head
zombies are blue.

**
ouch! ouch! prickly thorns 
rose blood, falling all around, 
snake under my bed

**
I did not mean it
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
here have 2 roses

**
baby bash, ice cream
only In America
roses in demand 


by;pd

Copyright © Poet Destroyer A | Year Posted 2012

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Powerball

Powerball jackpot
The odds are very haystack
For just one needle

Copyright © ... Gigno | Year Posted 2012

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Made a robot

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate

Copyright © RUDOLPH RINALDI | Year Posted 2013

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haiku six

               I find your name
           rolling across my tongue
           but you never come true


                         days of old     gone
                        words dripped on pages
                         and I read them still 

          bees are buzzing with bliss 
           honey drips from tongue
             buckets filled with rum  


                       eyes of blue 
                      you are so true
                   I'm still leaving you 

                 you call my name
           I'm going the opposite way
        I just don't have time for you today 


     we were the best of friends
      it was the best of times
      then love got in the way



 I wrote these "all" in 2011,,, I know they're not the  5 - 7 - 5,,,, but here I am posting.

Copyright © Debbie Duncan | Year Posted 2013