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Limerick Easter Poems | Limerick Poems About Easter

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Inspired by Jan's Bunny Can Bang All Night Limerick

I'll give you my best diagnosis
Your bunny has caught a psychosis.
His drum bangs so loud
It disperses the crowd
But at least it's not myxomatosis*.


See Jan Allison's hilarious original Limerick Bunny Can Bang All Night.


* Myxomatosis:  A viral infection of rabbits.

Copyright © Ray Gridley | Year Posted 2017


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Easter in Nonsense Alley

John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'

Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails

Hippity hop!  Those kids are droolin'

Copyright © Kimberly Shaw | Year Posted 2015

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Easter Bunny's Demise


The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said  the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...

NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.



For the "Clue" contest
2/28/13

Copyright © Barbara Gorelick | Year Posted 2013


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Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast. 
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.

Copyright © Jaycee Cervenka | Year Posted 2015

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Splitting Easter Hares

T'was Easter morn and she thought it strange and funny,
Her basket contained neither chocolate, eggs nor money,
But there laid in the Easter grass,
To the surprise of the happy lass,
Was a package of batteries signed " Energizer Bunny".



Description of my love's Easter basket this morn, she found in the hay barn.
 April 24, 2011

Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne | Year Posted 2011

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THEO-OLIGARCHIC HAPPENINGS IN SLOVENIA


URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
Cock distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Copyright © Julian Bohan | Year Posted 2013

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POOR EASTER BUNNY

I once met a sad Easter bunny He cried as his choc eggs were runny I said hop on your feet And get out of this heat Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny! 04~10~17

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2017

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Butterfly On an Easter Bunny

Butterfly on An Easter Bunny

Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.

Jim Horn

Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem

Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017

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Easter Victory


The day filled with sadness and gloom
‘til Jesus arose from the tomb
And oh, isn’t it glorious
Satan seemingly victorious
Is now in for nothing but doom!

Copyright © Carol Connell | Year Posted 2017

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Keister and Easter

Keister and Easter

Will have to get off my kind keister; 
Write some more poems after Easter;
What I found in poem to be surprising 
was there was no mentioning of arising. 

Many problems we may have to face;
Kids left egg shells all over the place,
And after more and more surmising
Christ's death started a civil up rising.

Jim Horn

Wow. Five limericks in one hour.
Can you beat that?

Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017