Humor Abc Poems

I’m from small town homes and rose bushes overgrown, with
Close-but-not-too-close-close-knit-crazies.
Where my best friend lives down the block and I make late night trips to her...

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Always
Believe
Can't
Deceive
Everybody
For
Good
Hah
Inside 
Joke
Killers
Like 
Me
Never
Offer 
Pardons
Questions
Reality
Several
Times
Until
Vengeance
Will
Xray
Your
Zest
...

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In the raging sun of summer time
The blowing wind of the winter
In the harvest time of sweet autumn
The divine feeling of the spring touch
We are...

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Hardened 
And chained
Saw me comin
Vicking on a terrain 
Passing across the window curtain
Watching like tourist on the mountain
And where we going darlin
Why you have a...

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Alright, I think I got the hang of it,
Beginning the poem with the alphabet ‘A’...
Caught on pretty quickly, didn’t I?
Dah! This is awesomely easy, man!
Ending...

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Hold my beer, 
While I start the fire, 
Don't spill a drop, 
Or I'll cry, 
That cold refreshed taste, 
The bitterness on your tongue, 
Letting...

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There are numerous theories of the origin of man
Opposing viewpoints on how he began
Perhaps through evolutionary stages man evolved from the chimpanzee
Carelessly swinging on parch...

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Across the room hearing the smack, smack, smack,
My jaw clenched,
Giving it the sharpness that makes girls swoon,
Yet my ears were blowing with steam,
She look and...

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Mr. Vodka went to go see Ms. Fireball, to take her to the Crown Royal for some fun. They got all Jacked up, so the...

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It was the midnight hospital rush
The c-section that made the blood gush
The resilient cry that the doctors had to push
The midnight talks with my sister...

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It was the midnight hospital rush
The c-section that made the blood gush
The resilient cry that the doctors had to push
The midnight talks with my sister...

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My sweet one you are so brave.
Your future holds darkness. 
Yet you paint those pretty flowers.
The darkness will come, but not at this moment

My sweet...

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there once was a time
when seven ate nine
and ever since then
nine wants to be ten...

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PREPARED TO ACT UNACCORDINGLY ACCORDINGLY

~care bEar...

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Accepts wife as she is even when not a beautiful flower
Bold in character, strong in body and will
Compromising and the altar of forgiving
Dreams with you...

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The Moon Also Rises
The Midwatch

Harry Mayer


The X.O.’s in the shower
and the Captain’s in his bed.
The Chiefs’ are playin’ poker
as we’re steamin’ to the Med.

“I’ll take...

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I miss you, 
When I'm alone, 
I miss you when the sun goes down, 
I miss you, 
When I hear a song, 
I miss you,...

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The long curly hair,
A reddish tint, 
You are still beautiful, 
Even if someone squints, 
The smile you give, 
That way you make people laugh, 
Your...

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METRO BOULOT DODO  -  GOING HOME AFTER WORK



Bobo               going...

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Z is my zebra,
He holds all my stripes,
Y is the yoyo,
That drains us in strides,
X is the x-ray,
They took of my heart,
W is the warmth,
When...

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