Humor Abc Poems

These Humor Abc poems are examples of Abc poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Abc Humor poems written by international poets.


living by Roldan Uybubulante
Hardened 
And chained
Saw me comin
Vicking on a terrain 
Passing across the window curtain
Watching like tourist on the mountain
And where we going darlin
Why you have a...

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Categories: adventure, appreciation, april, blessing,

Premium MemberWho Is The Writer by Brenda Chiri
Thought I should never see
Underlings who do the writing
Vexing at times but oh well
Writers without bodies just pen
Ghost's I believe are not just for Halloween


Contest:Let's...

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Categories: funny, halloween, horror, humor,



ABC of Poetry by Abdul Malik
Alright, I think I got the hang of it,
Beginning the poem with the alphabet ‘A’...
Caught on pretty quickly, didn’t I?
Dah! This is awesomely easy, man!
Ending...

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Categories: humor,

Hold My Beer by Tera Brown
Hold my beer, 
While I start the fire, 
Don't spill a drop, 
Or I'll cry, 
That cold refreshed taste, 
The bitterness on your tongue, 
Letting...

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Categories: humor,

A Viewpoint Of Man by David Bates
There are numerous theories of the origin of man
Opposing viewpoints on how he began
Perhaps through evolutionary stages man evolved from the chimpanzee
Carelessly swinging on parch...

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Categories: analogy, character, creation, eve,

Ignorance by Cassidy Sells
Across the room hearing the smack, smack, smack,
My jaw clenched,
Giving it the sharpness that makes girls swoon,
Yet my ears were blowing with steam,
She look and...

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Categories: humor,

Alcohol Induced by Bonnie Udell
Mr. Vodka went to go see Ms. Fireball, to take her to the Crown Royal for some fun. They got all Jacked up, so the...

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Categories: crazy, desire, hilarious, humor,

My superhero by Hawa Dansoko
It was the midnight hospital rush
The c-section that made the blood gush
The resilient cry that the doctors had to push
The midnight talks with my sister...

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Categories: children, motivation,

My superhero by Hawa Dansoko
It was the midnight hospital rush
The c-section that made the blood gush
The resilient cry that the doctors had to push
The midnight talks with my sister...

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Categories: children, motivation,

My Sweet One by Gerald Keith
My sweet one you are so brave.
Your future holds darkness. 
Yet you paint those pretty flowers.
The darkness will come, but not at this moment

My sweet...

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Categories: absence, anxiety, conflict, depression,

untitled by renny goonerage
there once was a time
when seven ate nine
and ever since then
nine wants to be ten...

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Categories: angel, humor, spiritual,

untitled by renny goonerage
PREPARED TO ACT UNACCORDINGLY ACCORDINGLY

~care bEar...

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Categories: humor,

Twelve ABC beautiful qualities of a husband by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Accepts wife as she is even when not a beautiful flower
Bold in character, strong in body and will
Compromising and the altar of forgiving
Dreams with you...

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Categories: husband, true love,

The Moon Also Rises - The Midwatch by Harry Mayer
The Moon Also Rises
The Midwatch

Harry Mayer


The X.O.’s in the shower
and the Captain’s in his bed.
The Chiefs’ are playin’ poker
as we’re steamin’ to the Med.

“I’ll take...

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Categories: humor, military, sea,

I Miss You by Tera Brown
I miss you, 
When I'm alone, 
I miss you when the sun goes down, 
I miss you, 
When I hear a song, 
I miss you,...

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Categories: missing you,

Bestie by Tera Brown
The long curly hair,
A reddish tint, 
You are still beautiful, 
Even if someone squints, 
The smile you give, 
That way you make people laugh, 
Your...

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Categories: best friend,

METRO BOULOT DODO by Sidney Beck
METRO BOULOT DODO  -  GOING HOME AFTER WORK



Bobo               going...

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Categories: humor,

Backwards by Tera Brown
Z is my zebra,
He holds all my stripes,
Y is the yoyo,
That drains us in strides,
X is the x-ray,
They took of my heart,
W is the warmth,
When...

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Categories: deep,

MR AND MRS PEN AND PAD by Marshella BROWN
Mr&mrs pen&pad
I use to think that pen and paper would be married forever. 
Computers took away what was ment to stay together. 
I use to...

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Categories: art, change, corruption, creation,

Jw by John Castro
This was horrible I deleted this poem ...

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Categories: humor,