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Hilarious Abc Poems

These Hilarious Abc poems are examples of Abc poems about Hilarious. These are the best examples of Abc Hilarious poems written by international poets.


HOMICIDE by Morris Murenzi

				HOMICIDE
					I shot him,
Blood allover the walls,
Night ain't real,
Scavengers poking his body,
Children screaming and panting, 
Am numb,speechless and arrogant.

Silence is the environment, 
Dark is the light,...

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Categories: character, community, confusion, grave,

Horse racing by Reginald Telemacque
She opened her legs then hopped up on it

She gripped it tight then sat down on it

He started to move so she began to ride...

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Categories: hilarious, horse, metaphor, race,



DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT by TSHEPO MBHELE
DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT:BY TSHEPO MBHELE

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR DEATH ANNOUNCED?
A POOL PARTY WITH A BALL THAT WAS BOUNCED
OR TO GO TO THE BAR
ON YOUR BRAND...

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Categories: death, death of a

Sanity by Bonnie Udell
Don't you think it's a little inane
To go through life thinking you are so sane

For only crazy know's What crazy does
Some time it feels like...

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Categories: confidence, cool, deep, feelings,

Alcohol Induced by Bonnie Udell
Mr. Vodka went to go see Ms. Fireball, to take her to the Crown Royal for some fun. They got all Jacked up, so the...

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Categories: crazy, desire, hilarious, humor,

Turtle by Lionel Derbyshire
Turtle
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire

Once upon a turtle chef
A slow cooker named Myrtle
Boiled a little turkey 
We waited in the middle
Of the curtain in a circle
When the turkey...

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Categories: crazy, food, giggle, hilarious,

A Gangster comedy by Lionel Derbyshire
Gangster
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire

Shooty shooty bang bang ####
Dark alley
" siete sulla mia terra ? .. 
* o ouais vous êtes une star .. bastard !
" andando a...

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Categories: conflict, confusion, french, giggle,

Laughter by Kenneth Crookshank
   Laughter I thought of something comical but as I kept laughing I started feeling wonderful
   Might tell a few jokes...

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Categories: poems, poetry,

Couple by Anisha Dutta
    
          Couple
          ...

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Categories: character, clothes, fruit, hilarious,

Glossary by Mike Martin
amuck - adverb.flailing in all directions, about, around - His ideas ran amuck.

brang – verb, past tense.bring – You ring, you rang, I bring, I...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, word

Toupee by TAMMY REAMS
It flips and flops from side to side 
and if the wind is blowing it will be going.
One ear is covered and the other is...

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Categories: fashion, for him, funny,

Moonshine Mama by TAMMY REAMS
In the backwoods of Virginia by a one room country shack
Stood a still that was a brewing that my Mama kept out back.
She kept a...

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Categories: celebration, cheer up, drink,

Wishing Witch by Doris Beaulieu
            Wishing Witch 

My Halloween screenplay is funny as can be
It’s funny how witchcraft...

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Categories: crazy, creation, fantasy, gothic,

A trip to Mars by Harold Hunt sr
A trip to Mars
A trip to Mars will it be really far?
Should I bring something?
Should I take my roller skates?
Or just some more close to...

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Categories: funny, hilarious,

Put your boots on by Harold Hunt sr
Put your boots on
Put your boots on the crap is getting deep.
And there is not any boat to meet.
The crap they dish out.
Won't fit the...

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Categories: funny, hilarious,

the end by Harold Hunt sr
The End
 
The Beginning


The Middle.


The End....

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Categories: funny, hilarious, simple,

recipe for a poem by Harold Hunt sr
Recipe for a poem.
A recipe for a poem
Paper or computer of any kind.
Pen or keyboard which ever you have.
A good thought of mind. Which may...

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Categories: funny, hilarious,

Will She by Harold Hunt sr
Will she
Will she make me mad or will she make me sad?
Will she let me climb in or will she just make it the end?
Will...

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Categories: car, funny, hilarious,

drivers lessons by Harold Hunt sr
Drivers lessons  
My wife wanted to learn to drive.  
I found myself in fear not for my life but for my insurance rates....

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Categories: fun, hilarious, humorous,

Crime Repeats it self by Harold Hunt sr
Crime repeats itself.
Back in time we must go the time of Jessie and Frank james.
they rob the trains owners that took your land.
Then came billy...

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Categories: hilarious,