You Should Write a Book

Notre Dame Gargoyle was a notorious gossip. Unfortunately, he was so high up, he ran out of fodder So, he had to start making up gossip. His stories were fantastical, whimsical, detail-filled. You should write a book the other gargoyles told him. How could I? He replied. I have no fingers to type. You could pay someone to type it for you, one suggested. With all the money they have paid me to hang out here on this ledge? All of the gargoyles laughed their claws off.