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Would You Still Love Me If

Would you still love me if I killed your leg?
If I cut it off and baked it, would you still love me?
If I served it to you, and you got mad cow, would you still love me?
Would you still love me if I went after your other leg?

Written  12-17-2018        Contest: Would  you still love me
                      Sponsor:  Edward Ibeh

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Date: 12/17/2018 8:57:00 PM
You do have quite a test there. Cute.
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Date: 12/17/2018 6:25:00 PM
Lol! Karen, He must have really made her MAD! Good take on the contest theme. Like Andrea suggested previously, add three more stanzas like this and you would have penned yourself into the winner's cirlce. At least that what myself and them below think. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. PS, Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/17/2018 6:06:00 PM
hahaha. Best humorous one I think I have read. He wants four stanzas. So if you can think up three more just as wildly funny, I know I would give it a win (if I were judge!) I like this kind of humor.
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Date: 12/17/2018 4:51:00 PM
Bwahahahahaaaa! ;D Oh my goodness! This made me laugh so hard, and then Nina's comment made me start all over again!! Well, you know the two of us would still love you! ;P
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/17/2018 5:33:00 PM
I know there are two now.
Date: 12/17/2018 2:55:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed, and now I’m doing that weird silent creaky laugh thing I get when I can’t stop. “K k k k k” Madam, I declare this a fave!
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 12/19/2018 4:53:00 PM
Ha ha! <3
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/17/2018 5:34:00 PM
Oh, Nina, I am so glad you stopped by and read this so it would stop you from WRITING exactly the same thing. I thought to myself "what would NINA write?" and I let myself do that.