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Why I Should Win 1st Place - Bobby send me your bank account number

Bobby I urge you to ignore the rest
Because my rhyme is simply the best
Second or third place will not do
That's why I'm sending money to you.

Written on 28/02/2019.

For I am a winner contest.
Sponsored by Bobby May.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/20/2019 5:42:00 PM
Tom... I Love Your Wit and Humour...wait, Did I Spell Humour Correctly? Vickie Thayer
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/20/2019 5:55:00 PM
Thanks Vickie, you did, the English version lol. Tom.
Date: 3/12/2019 8:05:00 PM
LOL...I love it Tom. Remind me to put you in first place my next contest. Congrats on your well deserved win...Charlie
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Date: 3/13/2019 5:08:00 AM
Haha thanks Charlie, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/8/2019 6:15:00 PM
Congrats Tom!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 7:00:00 AM
thanks Timothy. Tom
Date: 3/5/2019 6:06:00 PM
Funny!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/6/2019 2:23:00 AM
Thanks Timothy. Tom.
Date: 3/5/2019 9:46:00 AM
LOL Tom the checks in the mail, Congratulations on your 1st Place win!
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Date: 3/5/2019 9:47:00 AM
Thanks Bobby, glad you liked it. Thanks also for hosting. Tom.
Date: 3/5/2019 9:25:00 AM
Lol! Tom, I enjoyed the humor in this write. Congratulations on your placement in the contest:-) Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/5/2019 9:48:00 AM
Thank you Alexis, I'm $400.00 lighter lol. Tom
Date: 3/4/2019 6:09:00 PM
Love it Tom, Could be a NJ type message also... I actually did LOL!! I really hope this is a big winner!
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Date: 3/4/2019 11:44:00 PM
Not looking good Sandra, he hasn't sent his bank details yet lol. Tom.
Date: 3/4/2019 2:46:00 PM
I loved laughing at this entry Tom. I hope it is a winner for you. : ) xxoo
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Date: 3/4/2019 4:46:00 PM
Thank you very much Connie, I noticed folk were offering drinks etc, so I went one better lol. Tom.
Date: 3/3/2019 3:17:00 PM
Ha, ha. Tom, I love the 'Chicago-style' message. I.e, why bother with the niceties? -- Just bribe 'em! LOL. G.L. in the contest. ~ Gershon
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/3/2019 3:30:00 PM
Haha Chicago style message, love it. Seen some gems for his contest . Tom.
Date: 3/2/2019 12:26:00 PM
Haha... nice one Tom..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/2/2019 2:37:00 PM
Thanks S.O. Learnt this from our esteemed MP.s lol.
Date: 3/2/2019 9:40:00 AM
LOL . SUPERB :D
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/2/2019 10:00:00 AM
Thank you Swetha, glad you enjoyed my humour. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 6:28:00 PM
G'day Tom … bribery will get you everywhere. You can't lose - Lindsay
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Date: 3/2/2019 6:09:00 AM
You're right Lindsay, it opens many doors.
Date: 3/1/2019 4:30:00 PM
ohh dear, a ' bribe' that's hard to ignore... no need for the money, tom; this is very good!..huggs
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Date: 3/1/2019 4:40:00 PM
Haha thanks nette, my piggy bank is empty so he might be in for a disappointment lol
Date: 3/1/2019 2:58:00 PM
Lol. This is great, Tom! We will see if money does indeed talk. :-)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 3:25:00 PM
Thanks Carol, getting worried now he may expect a substantial amount. Praying for an n/a lol.
Date: 3/1/2019 9:27:00 AM
Hahaha brilliant - love the title too! I’ll be hosting another contest soon WINK WINK!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 10:18:00 AM
Glad you liked it Nina, soup me your details,oh and the sort code lol.
Date: 3/1/2019 9:23:00 AM
Hilarious!! You have all the methods of a winner!! :)
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Date: 3/1/2019 10:11:00 AM
Thanks Taai, glad you enjoyed my humour. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 8:34:00 AM
The best approach to success dearest, Tom! ...I think I should sponsor a poetry contest myself! haha!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 10:10:00 AM
Thanks Demetrios, sending you a down payment in advance. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 7:39:00 AM
That's a great way to win..enjoyed the humor, Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 10:06:00 AM
Thanks Vijay, money can work wonders,that's if you have it to spare. Lol. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 6:28:00 AM
LOL! Good one, Tom!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 6:55:00 AM
Well some were offering alcohol so I thought, money talks lol.
Date: 3/1/2019 3:55:00 AM
What a little cheat you are, Tom. I had never penned you as a politician!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 4:06:00 AM
A politician, not sure if that's a compliment or an insult lol. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 3:49:00 AM
Wow, I'd never spend anything just to win. But apart from that I like its originality.
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Date: 3/1/2019 4:02:00 AM
Me too Victor but for many they think they can buy their way through life. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 3:48:00 AM
- ... it's cheating, Tom :))) - Love it, you are a winner regardless :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 4:01:00 AM
It was $400.00 well spent lol
Date: 3/1/2019 3:45:00 AM
A contribution might help...Nice rhyme
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 3:59:00 AM
Thanks Arturo, I noticed drink was offered so thought a bribe lol. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 3:27:00 AM
Do you want my account no I could do with a boost lol :-) absolutely brilliantly penned Tom a sure fire number one in my book.:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 3:34:00 AM
Putting a cheque in the post for you Jan lol. There's some crackers for the contest, he'll have his work cut out for sure. Tom.
Date: 3/1/2019 3:23:00 AM
LOL Tom, Bobby should love this!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/1/2019 3:29:00 AM
Thanks Line, but if he prefers a glass of gin instead of money then its an N/A for me lol. Tom