What Sound Makes the Clock?

A woman splayed upon a lofty beach— the drunkard’s stumble-street-strut-jumble-key— BUY NOW, AND GET THE SECOND [this/that] FREE! —and what’s this cracked out weirdo got to preach? …”about the senate’s 3rd bid to impeach…”— .(Get lost.-)—.IF YOU THINK YOU’LL NEVER BELIE— look,look!a man crushed by a falling tree!— —(“oh!—my God!”)—nvm—it’s…freedom…of speech? Get real! Wake up! Which trope must I invoke?— (Uh?)—GET REAL RELIEF FROM [this.that]for cheap…— (Am I getting déja vu?)—(Wait a minute… )—"everyone’s already way deep in it!"*— (Who’s telling me that?)—it crawls like a creep: *Deconformity,(am I just a joke?).