Verbal Abuse

“It’s not a - ‘SAFETY’ deposit box...it’s a - ‘SAFE’ deposit box,” I snarled! “And it isn’t - water ‘UNDER THE BRIDGE’...it’s - water ‘OVER THE DAM’! And - ‘I COULDcare less’ is backwards, dude...it’s - ‘I COULDN’T care less’ that’s right…and if I seem a tad upset...it’s because I *******’ AM!” Totally mangled phrases - like the three I’ve pointed out - are spewed from even scholars’ lips who’ve never thought them through, And the next time some damn imbecile - who hasn’t learned the difference yet - comes along and - breaks the rules...here’s what you should do! Grab him by his...you-know-whats...(with broads, their throats will do)… and make them understand that if you catch them “boogering terms” That any fool with half-a-brain would know they’d gotten wrong... they’ll wind up in a cemetery - sleepin’ with the worms!