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Valentine Heart - Repost

Women love this yearly thrill The day of hearts and flowers As men, the cowards that we are, Dread the task and cower. For women wait with scented air For tribute to be rendered And if the booty’s not just right They then act all offended. And men, poor fools, seek outside help By asking other women To choose for them the perfect gift No man had ever given. After years of struggle Men finally learn the trick Give her what she really wants “Your heart upon a stick”. John G. Lawless 2011

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Date: 2/27/2022 3:45:00 PM
This is hilarious "And if the booty’s not just right They then act all offended." - some are.
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Date: 2/4/2022 7:52:00 AM
No, I don’t agree. My husband made me happy with a card or some simple token of remembrance, even a hug. I would imagine some ladies expect more but my friends feel like me. I hope you find what you seek in a lady. Blessings xxoo
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John Lawless
Date: 2/4/2022 2:36:00 PM
Hey Connie, I once gave my wife and teenage daughter my credit card as they left to go to a Jewelry Show.....and told them to have a good time.
Date: 2/4/2022 7:20:00 AM
Are we that demanding...LOL? Your delightful poem expresses quite well the difficulty of their ladies expectations. But you might feel less angst knowing Valentine's day imposes pressure on some women too. :) Paulette
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John Lawless
Date: 2/4/2022 2:35:00 PM
All in good fun Paulette.
Date: 2/4/2022 7:04:00 AM
John, Like your interesting choice for a kabob. I'm a willing participant to the next St. Valentine's Day massacre. -Richard
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