Three Year Old - Thinking

Three Year Old….thinking that potty training thing was over rated and that “big boy” thing - quite overstated now I can pee on the ants thank goodness for my “big boy” pants my feet are cold I miss my “footies” my “wuzzie” – mom had to boil it just cuz I washed it – in the toilet tried the cat’s food this morning now I know why he licks himself I’m kinda like a sunbeam I can’t sit still dressed myself this morning who knew – colors clashed!! wonder what the cat would look like with a new hair cut I wonder what it is I’ve done when mom says “Dad, go get your son!” why can’t you guys leave me alone and let me enjoy my ice cream cone got hold of the remote last night they’ll never find it I like bugs – mom doesn’t thought it was funny – it wasn’t 6/22/2017 Submitted to – Three year olds thoughts – Poetry Contest