Then, the Gods Must Be Crazy.

Bago bago… Sounded the drums at the village square, This time not for a mere elderly meeting nor was it for a village gathering. Neither was it for a warrior’s announcement. So I dash into the hut, Alerting grand-pa, Who was sited by the fire side sniffing snuff Child; he childed The drums speaks at a distance, But the elders had predicted. Sit down, he added You are being summoned by the Ngû at the village shrine, Following the issue between you and Nyibio Meanwhile I sad down listening to grand-pa, I took things light; Besides the princess is in love with me and not with that old notable Nyibio Son; he sonded You are to appear there before three days, If not you will be banish from this land. But I prefer you go and check “whatz” wrong tomorrow. So I set off for the shrine as early as possible the next day; Arriving the shrine and seeing the angry look of the shrine master, I knew there was going to be trouble. Nyibio must have motivated him, And A battle between David and Goliath was certain. Stand here; he said Speak out, he added arrogantly Tell the gods what you know about the princess; It continues…