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The year was 1993 - the incident forever etched on the consciousness of men everywhere!

Ouch!!

"I'm no supermodel but I'm no hobbit,
 if you cheat on me I'll cut it and lob it!"
   Trust me! I'm glad you came
   but didn't catch your name...
 she winked and smiled "I'm Lorena Bobbitt!"



                    May 2015

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Date: 12/5/2015 9:02:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Good one, Keith! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 12/4/2015 4:25:00 AM
Congrats on ur fine win with this witty write Keith!
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Date: 12/3/2015 1:11:00 PM
ha ha this is so funny Keith congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 12/3/2015 11:34:00 PM
Not something you would do Jan? Does hubby have anything to worry about! Take care.
Date: 12/3/2015 1:03:00 PM
Congratulations Keith.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 12/3/2015 11:36:00 PM
Thanks Nayda. If I ever decide to cheat on my wife I think I'll sleep with a codpiece!
Date: 12/3/2015 11:17:00 AM
Keith, Congratulations on your Screwed VIII WIN... Luv **SKAT**
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 12/3/2015 11:34:00 PM
Thank you!