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Who's that knocking on our door tonight? Debt collectors, (those pests that we've ignored) Yuletide woes being sung by my spouse as we pull shades, and douse the lights! Everyone knows a turkey and some mistletoe could help to make the season bright But we'll be eating pork and beans, 'cause our pocketbooks are lean Oh! We're out of Tums!!......The house could blow tonight !!! They say that Santa's on his way But our petty cash won't jingle much today So this mother hen is going to cry Because her hungry chicks won't have an egg to fry! And so, I'm offering this simple phrase.... To folks from one to ninety two If the recession....is behind your depression... Merry Christmas .. You're not alone! .......................................................................................................... (Lyrics written to the tune "The Christmas Song" Written by Mel Torme) ___________________________________

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Date: 12/24/2015 9:13:00 AM
Carrie, this is delightful, I love it 7
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Date: 12/24/2015 3:18:00 AM
This is perfect for the contest Carrie. I hope to see it at the top!
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Date: 12/18/2015 9:05:00 AM
I love how you tackled this challenge. Maybe you have inspired me to finally do this challenge. I love Xmas song parodies. I will have to put my thinking cap on.
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