Stars Do Not Have Tails

You are a star she said. I laughed hard. My heels slipped. I almost slid into the next galaxy. Cows are not stars I told her in a haughty way. I flipped my tail, striking her in the face. Perplexing her. I could tell she was semi-shocked. What was that for? She asked me in her prissy voice. It was my tail, I told her. Stars do not have tails! She corrected me. She is actually the most delusional duck I have ever met. She threw back her beak and began to howl at the moon. Just one more thing that seems a bit off…