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Star Trek 3 and a Half, the Wrath of Klingon Commander Kruge

STAR TREK REVIEW Star Trek 2: Kirk has a grand battle with a villain from the original series. Spock dies saving the ship and his body is deposited on the Genesis Planet where an experimental technology creates life from nothing Star Trek 3: Kirk returns to the Genesis Planet to retrieve Spock's resurrected body. Commander Kruge, intercepts Enterprise wanting the power of the Genesis Project for military purposes. Kirk's son, a Genesis scientist, is Killed on the Genesis Planet by Kruge. After the destruction of Enterprise, Kirk kills Kruge on the planet's surface and then takes over the Klingon ship Star Trek 4: The returning mutineers are forced to go back in time to find Humpback Whales to bring forward to the present time to save Earth from a curious whale-loving alien race Star Trek 5: The Enterprise is coerced to go on a mission to find "God", who turns out to be just a minor deity pretending to be 'all that' Star Trek Generations--Kirk dies in a desert region of some obscure planet THE UNTOLD STORY........ Kirk never took into consideration that commander Kruge and Kirk's son, David, were also killed on the life regenerating Genesis Planet. That's when Commander Kruge, resurrected, young, fit and as handsome as any strapping Klingon youth could hope to be, came storming back for revenge AND NOW......... STAR TREK 3 AND A HALF, THE WRATH OF KLINGON COMMANDER KRUGE Klingon Bird of Prey Cloaked and humming at warp speed Like Tom Cruise with a swollen head Feeling the Genesis invulnerability The Enterprise unsuspecting Decloaking, salvos away Can you imagine how priceless the look Kirk seeing Christopher Lloyd's exploded face? Haha, Kirk. You criminal!! I'll bet your eyes can't believe You came back for you pointy-eared friend Never once did you think about me I killed your son once, Kirk After Genesis, I killed him twice Have you heard the Klingon expression Killing three times isn't nice? You thought that Khan was meddlesome He's a pansy in my book Because the best way to hurt you That numbnuts overlooked I'm going to let you live, Kirk What Freudian karma you'll create!!! And at the end of the day you'll know There is only YOU to blame!!! Have a whale of a time, good buddy! Now I bid you adieu Soon you are going to find out That God is a bigger jerk than YOU!!! You'll always be a victim Kirk Creating your own grandiose plans And you'll die like a red-shirt ensign On some barren wasteland MUWHAHAHA, MUWHAHAHA, MUWHAHAHA

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 8/19/2011 2:50:00 AM
And so the saga continues....great imagination with this piece David. I have seen the original Star Trek series dozens of times and I always seem to find something new. I believe they planned it that way. Did you know they are coming out with a new series of of colorful postal stamps depicting scenes from several episodes? They are quite beautiful and I am sure will sell out fast when they arrive. Warp speed ahead....
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Date: 8/18/2011 8:22:00 AM
Who let the trekky lose ! - nicely put together, good use of the available information to create something new. I like the idea of leaving Kirk alive to suffer in his mind. Well done.
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Date: 8/18/2011 8:00:00 AM
Did you write this one just for me? I like the evil laugh at the end too. Tony
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