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Sbd Gift

When I let one loose in the elevator, so silent was it that nobody knew among all the folks stuck on that lift from whose bottom that humdinger flew. Folks looked at their feet; no one's eyes did they meet. With some others, I got off the lift although my floor I had not even reached! Those still going up were left with my SBD gift. Aug. 3, 2021 for the When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest Sponsor: Charles Messina

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Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 8/10/2021 10:28:00 AM

This was really funny, congrats on your win Andre a

Unseeking Seeker

Date: 8/9/2021 11:42:00 PM

Hahaha! Good one, Andrea, congrats on your win!

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/9/2021 10:24:00 PM

Dear Andrea, Going through contest poems, cannot help smiling..Well done and congratulations...Delice

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/9/2021 7:00:00 PM

Hello Andrea ... another case of wherever you be on land or sea, always let your wind go free - from a distance, thank you Andrea - Lindsay

Terry Flood

Date: 8/9/2021 4:00:00 PM

Leaving the scene of the crime is quite simply criminal, Andrea. I shall forgive you though, seeing as you just reminded me of the word ‘humdinger’. Gotta use it ASAP! Congrats on your fun win. Terry

Jan Allison

Date: 8/9/2021 3:01:00 PM

Dropping back with many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/9/2021 2:44:00 PM

Hilarious Andrea, I write a longer version too, then found we were only meant to do two stanzas. Congratulations on your win… Belle

Indiana Shaw

Date: 8/9/2021 7:42:00 AM

Next time I am using the stairs, a fart in the elevator is to much to bear . . . ; )

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/9/2021 7:36:00 AM

LOL… from whose bottom that humdinger flew…congratulations!

Joanna Feltham

Date: 8/9/2021 6:57:00 AM

So you did a runner from your silent but deadly gift. Very wise. How funny. Congratulations on your winning placement. :-)

Charles Messina

Date: 8/9/2021 6:54:00 AM

Hilarious, Andrea. I love it! I will have to read the longer version :) Congratulations on your win! Hugs Charlie

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/10/2021 8:00:00 AM

Gonna come up with it soon.

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/5/2021 3:56:00 PM

Lol!Andrea, This is hilarious. Your last line in the second stanza caused me to laugh out loud. I am still laughing. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis

John Watt

Date: 8/5/2021 2:25:00 PM

Such fun! To quote Jan's photo, "Farting in an elevator is just wrong on so many levels", lol. Thanks for the smell, oops, I mean smile ~ John

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/4/2021 6:08:00 AM

I have enjoyed this competition, I get to smile after every read. Good luck in the contest Andrea...Delice

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/4/2021 2:35:00 AM

You gave me a great laugh. Wonder who will be the queen of SDB. Hugs???

Joanna Daniel

Date: 8/4/2021 1:25:00 AM

Ha ha! I can't write humorously as you and Jan do, this is brilliant:)

Quoth Theraven

Date: 8/3/2021 8:25:00 PM

Andrea, Hey.. !?! Who cut the cheese! What a real cut up you are. -Richard

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/3/2021 3:07:00 PM

You may well be SBD Andrea but your not evil, for a real assassin would stay on the elevator and take pleasure in their unpleasant work, that was so sneaky and hilarious purposely getting off on the wrong floor, great work, all the best in contest, cheers David

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/4/2021 1:40:00 AM

So that’s what all the tooting is when I’m on the bus, Wow the secrets we share on the soup, lol poets eh, yes indeed we need a sense of humour,

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/3/2021 3:49:00 PM

a secret I reveal here now. my farts do not smell (hardly ever) but as I have aged, I cannot keep them in like when I was young, so I will be teaching class and trying SO hard not to pass gas and then it just goes a tiny TOOT and everyone hears it. SO embarrassing for me. I really hate this new phase of my life.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/3/2021 2:34:00 PM

lol fun one Andrea and i used sbd in my poem too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Marilene Evans

Date: 8/3/2021 2:23:00 PM

Good one. Is that how you get out of it? Getting out of the elevator with the crowd and leave the smell and the rest thinking, who had done it?? ... LOL

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/3/2021 3:43:00 PM

I will just say... never in an elevator!!!