Santa

BANG BANG BANG I awoke with a fright Who’s knocking on my door in the middle of the night? I grab a knife from under my bed and a baseball bat to hit his head I tiptoe down the stairs so extremely scared I start freaking out and pulling my hair It’s almost Christmas and I’m about to be robbed Then I hear through the door a quiet little sob I open the door and to my surprise I see Santa Claus with tears in his eyes? He said he couldn’t down the chimney for he was too fat And he didn’t want to be seen so he went around back I told him I won’t tell anyone and everything’s fine I prolly should the back door open next time.