Russia Discovers the Moon - Invades Mars

Russia Discovers The Moon - Invades Mars Vladimir Putin and Mother Russia, co-authors of the universe Inventors of the colors pink and red Turned green with envy one day, thought about places to travel So off they go to discover the Moon, to be the first Because that is what they do Landed there in 1962 with all its citizens we're told 143 million of them to be exact made the trek intact Space crafts were obsolete by then according to the Kremlin So they flew their entire land mass along with Putin On a tiny unicorn pony Pink and pretty and sweet, (As all good Communist ponies should be) Off they flew on their backs, reminiscent of Santa with his sacks We might add for dramatic effect and flavor The unicorn was handsome and fearless like their savior Superior leader Putin, also rides a horse in winter No shirt or shoes to please the masses My my he looks so massive when filled with gases Wearing only a smile and gun to pleasure his people After landing on the Moon The Russians soon became confused, uncomfortable too Unable to spend their rubles there…. Life is so unfair No food, no water or oxygen to use Worst of all, no hotel rooms or saunas The USA insisted they return to Earth As the world was starting to wobble Something to do with missing land masses Real estate values were starting to suffer When Russia moved to the Moon They must return immediately according to the US military Return on the same unicorn pony that brought them And stay out of interstellar matters or else The Communist Party was happy with the lunar mission With or without permission Next season they will take over Mars Put little green men in their place Paint them red, including their faces So they can look like Communists and Putin too Who, is still superior ruler of the universe And yes!… He rides stars and little pink ponies today With permission from mommy and daddy Who buy him ride tickets after his chores and dishes are done