Reverend Billythekidster, Animal Last Rights Minister

I let everyone know in my immediate vicinity, that if you have a pet, any whereupon euthanasia has become a necessity, because your pet is suffering needlessly from a condition that is destined to end terminally, but you cannot bring yourself to undergo this most difficult deed, Please Feel Comfortable And Free To Call On Me, and I will bring your beloved pet to your vet and I assure you they will all depart with a most glorious exit. None of them will ever see any tears from me, none will feel any energy from me suggesting grief. In my arms they will drift off to their well deserved peace, When they go all they will feel is all of my positive energy, but after they are finally gone I will admit truthfully that I will breakdown and uncontrollably weep, not just out of sadness for this loss and the survivors bereaved, but also out of joy, because I know unquestionably, that I provided your beloved pet the best final exit your furbaby could have ever received. I am Reverend BILLYtheKidster, Animal Last Rights Minister. Oh yes, I forgot to tell everybody, I provide this service ABSOLUTLY FREE, but I'm afraid that you will have to pay for the procedure unfortunately. I do this a lot and if I paid for every euthanation, I'd soon thereafter have to file for bankruptcy everyone.