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Reporting live on the soup, with Americas MOST. WANTED. POETS. Standing here with our host John, With an exclusive update on criminal poets, captured and on the run. Switching over to you John,. "Thank you P.D., lets give thanks to all the P.M.W. tipsters, and our lovely F.B.I. agent Andrea Dietrich (Andy) & U.S. Marshal Shirley Harrison (S.H.) Capturing 1 infamous fugitive Nikko Palmario, a comment crusader going contest crazy. Christopher Brantley, still at large U.S. Marshall (S.H.) says, "This brilliant fugitive leaves no trace." A dangerous poet posting comments longer than his poetry. Leaving a distinction of excellence in any short form. P.M.W.tipsters Demand to be brought down to poetic justice. P.M.W. Tip, led Marshall (S.H.) to the most notorious blond bombshell on the soup. Captured on her vacation Linda Marie Bariana, lost control of her blond moment. Paralyzing her laptop with sand. Covering to other crimes with to much poetry rhyme. Her # 1 crime, entering a dark poet contest, to bad for this SWEET HEART who shines. Wanted in all nations Lynette Chachere a realistic poetic criminal against reality & dreams. F.B.I.(Andy) Says"Our sweet Lynn, carries a weapons against all Enigma wonders." A shameful crime to bring down a poets spirit with an intervene of her intense poetry. F.B.I. Most wanted poetic lunatics, Billy the Kidster, with a Mental Poet Disorder. A maniac on the rampage, a poet who lost it, with a crime slamming himself. F.B.I. Most wanted viscous fugitive Christopher D. Aechtner, alias Vomiticus Grammaticus. This former Canadian elusive bad boy, topping the hot list, a harmless poetic threat. Dakarai Cobbs, a 30 year old soups spot robbing thug. F.B.I.(Andy) Says "We offer 1 million For the capture of this accused space invader aka the Sonnet man. A poetic gang banger posting out of control, with a drive by of 130 hits in less than a month Nathan Dilts, at large with the biggest search in poet history. A terrorizing poet implanting each poet with frightening thoughts and images so twisted. Making his followers absorb his evil poetic plots, while connecting center of dots. F.B.I.(Andy) Says he is a mastermind with explosive & twisted thoughts. Marshall (S.H.)Says "there is nothing we won't do to take his Poet License away. ((sorry no room for the Poet Destroyer)) Back to you P.D. "thank you John, there you have it soupers a few top criminal poets." Reporting live on the soup P.D., all across the world enjoying our poetry security