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!!!!!!!!!!! he’s rockin’ cool man from Plain Wreckage who surfed chat rooms with lewd language cables flashed girly ***** wifey caught him nude solo chopped dumpy oldie’s 4-inch sausage! ----------------------- **uh, oh... no offense to the guys here, lol! well, that's what women can do which high-tech cannot do :) ______________

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 4/6/2022 2:26:00 PM
Am speechless! WOW! Thanks for sharing!
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Date: 8/6/2012 4:18:00 AM
Lol...enjoyed this one...I'm laughing at Joshua's comment..enjoyed Nette.
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Date: 2/17/2011 12:01:00 PM
oh oh Nette....dont know how I missed this one........"ding dong sausage" ( excuse me is this a mealtime recipe?) where do you get these expressions from L O L ?.... loved it...... Syd
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Date: 1/27/2011 1:44:00 PM
I prefer the wife anyday. Great read btw.
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Date: 1/20/2011 6:51:00 PM
This is good Nette I wrote my version check it out
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Date: 1/18/2011 8:46:00 PM
hahahaha. How did I miss THIS one??
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Date: 1/17/2011 12:48:00 PM
This is so funny. Enjoyed reading it this afternoon. Phyl
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Date: 1/17/2011 9:04:00 AM
LOL! Very funny. Good luck in the contest. KC
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Date: 1/16/2011 10:58:00 PM
Oh yes this is just brilliant, Nette. you are an inspiration. don't need any luck in the contest with this. i'm sure. Harry
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Date: 1/16/2011 5:24:00 PM
lol. Good one! Nette, Lainie
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Date: 1/16/2011 2:27:00 PM
OK my nette the meter all screwy your limericks gone fluey LOL SOUP MAIL for help L & L
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Date: 1/16/2011 2:24:00 PM
Awesome Nette, what a hoot. Written to makes mens eyes water. Good luck in Deborah's contest....:)
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Date: 1/16/2011 11:15:00 AM
Toooo funny, Nette! I'm going to bust a gut. This has to be a winner -- I can't stop laughing. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/16/2011 8:14:00 AM
Ultra funny Nette my friend.. great use of the rhyme scheme in poignant lines needed.. good luck with luv.. and thankxx for your uplifting and always welcome coments...
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Date: 1/16/2011 7:36:00 AM
Good luck in the contest with this XXX rated work..Sara
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Date: 1/16/2011 7:02:00 AM
hehe, Nette, I enjoyed your witty Limerick.. All the best for the contest :)
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Date: 1/16/2011 6:28:00 AM
hahaha Good one Nette.
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