Randy the Ring-Tailed Raccoon

Randy the ring-tailed raccoon Had a very funny smell And if you ever smelled him You would run away pell-mell. All of the other raccoons Held their noses, called him names. They were not nice to Randy, Played him for the fool in games. Then one frosty Christmas Eve Santa said to him "Randy with your smell so rank You would stop an armored tank." He pitied poor old Randy. "You must have a bath tonight, Then all the lady raccoons Will not run away in fright." Randy the ring-tailed raccoon Now smells so extremely nice All of his brother raccoons Want to borrow his "Old Spice". (to the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.)won first place