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Pelosi vs Trump-round one

Pelosi stumbles drunk, out in the night She sees the Donald and picks a fight Blitzed and hammered oh bless her heart She reaches back to catch a fart Unannounced and a surprise to all Here comes sleepy Joe for a booty call Trump is saved by a Biden sniff Joe hits the ground with just one whiff A true advantage the Don now takes He fakes a grab and Nancy shakes A blow delivered by orange hair and swass Our dubious Speaker falls on her a$$ Joe wakes up from the gaseous sleep He sniffs once more and begins to weep Nancy jumps up on her wobbly knees She drops the Trump with one more squeeze Round one is over, now who will win? We should know more when round two begins.

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Date: 7/28/2020 2:52:00 PM
When will ever end..
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/28/2020 2:53:00 PM
Hopefully we’ll get a break after November
Date: 7/25/2020 8:33:00 AM
my generation was raised by the insanity of those from ww2, we know insanity when we see it, and for those who cannot see insanity when looking at it says more about them then the insane person, how can one look at evil and see only good, it's not what they say it's what they do, when people hear only what they want to hear they are lost. there are people in this country that were sold pet rocks back in the day...pet rocks...let that sink in
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/26/2020 10:31:00 AM
So very true. Politicians will always be crooked and corrupt. Power always makes people insane
Date: 7/25/2020 8:30:00 AM
Your humor is true to form, Mark. They should all be disqualified for hitting below the belt. :)
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/26/2020 9:59:00 AM
They act like children do I’ll make funnies about them
Date: 7/24/2020 2:28:00 PM
Politicians certainly make good comedians Mark, a laugh a minute. Tom
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/24/2020 3:50:00 PM
With social media they don’t have a chance
Date: 7/24/2020 9:57:00 AM
I doubt listening to the American news I would get any clearer a picture of what’s going on than this, LOL! Fun one, xomo!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/24/2020 11:29:00 AM
That’s about right lol. Hopefully this gets a few laughs
Date: 7/24/2020 8:10:00 AM
Hi Mark, what a mess to think these are the leaders....I just can't finish that thought. The way that fight's going, there will never be a round 2!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/24/2020 9:04:00 AM
What a fantastic day! I get visits from you and Jan. I hope all is well Lin. It’s good to see you. Wait for a Deuce to drop in number 2.... lol
Date: 7/24/2020 7:37:00 AM
ha ha ha you are a gas Mark!:-) hugs jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/24/2020 9:15:00 AM
Number two ends with a twist
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Mark Koplin
Date: 7/24/2020 9:02:00 AM
Thank you my friend stay breezy