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Pelosi Vs Trump-Round One

Pelosi stumbles drunk, out in the night She sees the Donald and picks a fight Blitzed and hammered oh bless her heart She reaches back to catch a fart Unannounced and a surprise to all Here comes sleepy Joe for a booty call Trump is saved by a Biden sniff Joe hits the ground with just one whiff A true advantage the Don now takes He fakes a grab and Nancy shakes A blow delivered by orange hair and swass Our dubious Speaker falls on her a$$ Joe wakes up from the gaseous sleep He sniffs once more and begins to weep Nancy jumps up on her wobbly knees She drops the Trump with one more squeeze Round one is over, now who will win? We should know more when round two begins.

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Eve Roper

Date: 7/28/2020 2:52:00 PM

When will ever end..

Mark Koplin
Date: 7/28/2020 2:53:00 PM

Hopefully we’ll get a break after November

Frederic Parker

Date: 7/25/2020 8:33:00 AM

my generation was raised by the insanity of those from ww2, we know insanity when we see it, and for those who cannot see insanity when looking at it says more about them then the insane person, how can one look at evil and see only good, it's not what they say it's what they do, when people hear only what they want to hear they are lost. there are people in this country that were sold pet rocks back in the day...pet rocks...let that sink in

Mark Koplin
Date: 7/26/2020 10:31:00 AM

So very true. Politicians will always be crooked and corrupt. Power always makes people insane