Pelosi vs Trump-round one
Pelosi stumbles drunk, out in the night
She sees the Donald and picks a fight
Blitzed and hammered oh bless her heart
She reaches back to catch a fart
Unannounced and a surprise to all
Here comes sleepy Joe for a booty call
Trump is saved by a Biden sniff
Joe hits the ground with just one whiff
A true advantage the Don now takes
He fakes a grab and Nancy shakes
A blow delivered by orange hair and swass
Our dubious Speaker falls on her a$$
Joe wakes up from the gaseous sleep
He sniffs once more and begins to weep
Nancy jumps up on her wobbly knees
She drops the Trump with one more squeeze
Round one is over, now who will win?
We should know more when round two begins.
Copyright © Mark Koplin | Year Posted 2020
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