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Patrick's Day

While pounding a keg of O'Sullivan's beer Patrick gulped down a green frog on a dare. then got a humongous four leaf clover tat on the apex of his big Irish butt crack. Naked he hopped down the middle of main street, then skinny dipped in a fountain dyed all in green. A cop asked him "what's your name good sir?" "I'm Mr. Ribbit", said Patrick with a sloppy slur. Well I'm afraid Mr.Ribbit I'm booking you in for impersonating a bright green amphibian, and for hopping around town while in the buff I'm afraid your butt clover has run out of luck.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/25/2019 5:12:00 AM
A very amusing poem with a great ending! Congratulations on your wonderful second placement Anthony. : )
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Date: 3/24/2019 7:33:00 PM
absolutely hilariarse Anthony! Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/24/2019 1:11:00 PM
What a wonderfully witty verse, Anthony. Well-deserving of the high rating in the contest. Many thanks for your kind comment re my entry. Keep on writin'! Bob
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Date: 3/23/2019 8:13:00 PM
Hilarious how "Mr. Ribbit," aka Patrick, was booked for impersonating the green frog and "hopping" through town naked. Indeed, his butt clover ran out of luck. Congratulations on your win! There were many great entries, so you should be proud of your achievement. Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 3/14/2019 8:08:00 PM
Comical, it is put a smile on my face!
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Date: 3/14/2019 5:55:00 PM
Hilarious twist on words, you word-player you!
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