Optimism Is Key-To Heaven On Earth...Not!

I try to keep optimistic By breaking dishes and filing insurance for new ones I try to be light-hearted By laughing at old people...just cause their old and brittle bones are funny I try to love by keeping in contact with recently jailed convicts Hell! they need love to behind steel bars love is jail I try to be a good daughter by cursing out my mother's good intentions Keeping optimistic is the key to not driving ones self so crazy... That even straight jackets start to look chic So come!... Laugh with me in vanity and disrespect Imitate the anorexics by waving cheeseburgers Stall the bulimics by locking them out the bathroom Watch them digest Ha HA HA Ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!