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Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be

Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be Oh Dear, what can the matter be the mirrors all lie – they never flatter me all they see is a much larger – fatter me they should be charged with reflective battery I think the wash shrunk my favorite top for when I inhale – the buttons pop off Oh Dear, the jeans in the glass cannot be mine – just look at that ass it cannot be true – there must be a flaw there’s double the chin beneath a slack jaw Oh Dear, look at that matted coif I started teasing and just couldn’t stop Dear, dear, it just isn’t fair that reflection - it’s perfectly clear full of looking glass malice a “Rabbit Hole” palace that tortured poor Alice Oh Dear, what can the matter be why must I seek flat glass flattery 2/1/2018 submitted to – Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be – Poetry Contest sponsor – Barry Stebbings

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Date: 2/22/2018 9:46:00 AM
Love your poem, John! Made me laugh this morning! Well-done and congrats on your fine win. Sandra :)
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Date: 2/17/2018 10:44:00 AM
Must be one of those side show mirrors, congratulations John...
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Date: 2/16/2018 11:40:00 PM
Congratulations on your win John!
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Date: 2/16/2018 4:04:00 PM
Perfect! My sentiments exactly! They say that mirrors don't lie---but couldn't they just fib a little?!...Congratulations on a well-deserved winner. Peals of laughter from this one! Best of everything, Gershon
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Date: 2/16/2018 9:03:00 AM
Congratulation on your win, John. The mirror never lies!!
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Date: 2/2/2018 8:38:00 AM
Embrace it John. It is, what it is. lol Very funny! Good luck!
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John Lawless
Date: 2/2/2018 3:27:00 PM
embrace it.....i'd rather erase it....
Date: 2/1/2018 5:05:00 PM
priceless humour John it really made me giggle:-) hugs jan xx
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John Lawless
Date: 2/1/2018 7:30:00 PM
glad you got a chuckle out of this one Jan

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