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Offensive Odors - That Kid

entry for offensive odor contest - everyone knew one of these kids. enjoy There is always that one kid in all middle schools. Who is unaware of personal hygiene rules. Showing up to class needing no introduction Because of their aroma causing nasal obstruction. The other children convulsing in their seats. Days they did shower were considered special treats. For not many people enjoy smelling, What resembles the odor of a pig’s dwelling. Combining the stench of rotten fruit With moldy cheese and a baby’s toot. Are they oblivious to smell that chokes like a tight scarf? Or do they enjoy making others barf? If you ever cross one of these subjects Who reek of gross failed science projects. Ask them kindly to take regular showers, So we can look at healthy, not wilted flowers

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Date: 1/5/2012 5:46:00 PM
So sad for the poor smelly child. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/5/2012 6:41:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in ~Susan's~ "Offensive Odors or Noise Pollution" contest J. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/4/2012 2:36:00 AM
Congrats on your win!Enjoyed very much.
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