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NOW DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY BARRED AND FURLOUGHED FROM hoar re: WHITEHOUSE - part i

I ham aghast at increasing unpopularity
witnessed by Donald trump
hence aye aerate thoughts,
how *** nine his banal, demoniacal, fanatical, and hurtful
culling frightening insight,
where portentous Portuguese Man 'o War debacle
doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster 
plenti full over active imagination
to induce writhing expressions of fear
in direct proportion 2 hiz bursts of haughtiness),
would animate mine rear i.e. rather noxious flatulence
expelled from outward doppelganger of rump
pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan,
Ark n saw wing enemy against dill dough don, dat does pump

swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego
analogous to his body pinning populace proletarian
that brazen denizen hurling and spewing volcanic fiery spittle
with incense against others – to him mere lumps
of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself
boasts as proof of favoritism enervating fawning,
gabbling feverishly arrogant mania for him jumps
higher than expected,
while he commits faux paws which bumps
his ratings lower, he gleefully endorses
pandemonium toward gloating gump
shun from uproarious. querulous
and populous madding crowd!

Throughout launch of his campaign,
banally, devilishly, and fiendishly
character assassinating those opposed to his views -
inducing me to harrumph and dump 
faith in humanity, wondering what ruse
smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up
while pacing in soft shoes
woeful sentiments sans attempt did render
competitors to drop out in ones n twos
whom he purportedly considers apostates,
and heathens cons heeds Make America Great use
all manner of bullying (determination whose occipital pupils
coalesce into searing grape nut size beady eyes, the late Ewell Gibbons 
would not monkey around, 
but bare his wrath poisonous dagger like teeth)
forcibly silencing jeers
when necessary plagiarizing Neo Nazi playbook - with a "who cares"
attitude closing interest
for United Stated chess board foursquare,
which deliberate intent to foment n render prostrate -
music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears 
defeated apprenticing contestants hearing sobbing tears
with vitriolic biliousness inducing jabs of his a will full spears
reputations of personalities (men and women politicians
his especial flavor of scathingly scandalously scabrous sordidness
spewed to grab figurative crotch
the hello kitty 2016 presidential election),
whether liberal, conservative, heterosexual or queers 
this muddling middle-aged mwm abject psychic fractal shears!

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