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My Self-Imposed Bad Tale

I followed her to China 
I followed her to Spain
I traipsed behind her neck bones.
I marveled at her brain.

She asked me to please leave
Which really hurt my feelings.
She called the county cops.
Which left my mind a reeling.

I followed her to spinning class.
I followed her to planets Z and Zoom.
I followed her to her grandma’s.
Where the old biddy killed me with a broom.

The cops slowly came running 
Breathing fast, due to being too well fed.
I yelled they should arrest her,
But then I realized I was not quite dead.

She said that woman is my stalker.
Please lock her up in jail.
So here I sit lamenting
Writing this self-imposed bad tale.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 3/15/2019 5:57:00 AM
lol, you bad bad girl, I love your good good poetry, have a wonderful day dear friend xo
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 3/15/2019 7:07:00 AM
Thank you so much Pixie!