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Most Random Poem Ever

Hopefully, This will be the most random thing you’ve ever heard
Harder to comprehend - than a left-handed pen
Badly Beating Michael Jackson at badminton

Uh oh, it happened again
I used the front door while playing backgammon
And now I'm afraid I'll never be allowed back in

It’s ok, I'm not much of a gamer anyway
Too much violence, I blame N.W.A
Nintendo With Attitude 
OK, that was bad - I’ll admit it dude

Is this random enough for you?
Out of this world wrestling federation fighting brain dead kangaroos
Who constantly ask you
To put your number in their pocket - ouuuu - I think he likes you. 

My sister - is a Spicy chicken noodle soup sipper who’s always wearin’ slippers
Secretly afraid of getting sunburns - Wailen smithers

Quick - picture Sarah Palin running with scissors
Being chased by Edward Norton snortin' X in his knickers
Tony hawk - this is the kicker
I don’t really even have a sister

Haha, you took the bait - and I ain’t - even a fisher
Wait - maybe I’m lying - Pow! - right in the kisser

Who here is following me?
cuz I got no fucking clue where in the world Carmen Sandiego could be?
Maybe in the Philippines?
Maybe she robbed a coffee shop and got caught - hmmm - someone spilled the beans.

Often - I see more than Phillip sees
Whenever he’s 
watching eyes wide shut the magazines, please
Marketing makes me sick - ooop - I might sneeze
Quick - where’s Ritchie - pass me a Napkin please

And in all honesty
I try not to get mad when bad things happen to me
Because I’ve seen that True beauty lives - in the cracks of tragedies.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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