Most Random Poem Ever
Hopefully, This will be the most random thing you’ve ever heard
Harder to comprehend - than a left-handed pen
Badly Beating Michael Jackson at badminton
Uh oh, it happened again
I used the front door while playing backgammon
And now I'm afraid I'll never be allowed back in
It’s ok, I'm not much of a gamer anyway
Too much violence, I blame N.W.A
Nintendo With Attitude
OK, that was bad - I’ll admit it dude
Is this random enough for you?
Out of this world wrestling federation fighting brain dead kangaroos
Who constantly ask you
To put your number in their pocket - ouuuu - I think he likes you.
My sister - is a Spicy chicken noodle soup sipper who’s always wearin’ slippers
Secretly afraid of getting sunburns - Wailen smithers
Quick - picture Sarah Palin running with scissors
Being chased by Edward Norton snortin' X in his knickers
Tony hawk - this is the kicker
I don’t really even have a sister
Haha, you took the bait - and I ain’t - even a fisher
Wait - maybe I’m lying - Pow! - right in the kisser
Who here is following me?
cuz I got no fucking clue where in the world Carmen Sandiego could be?
Maybe in the Philippines?
Maybe she robbed a coffee shop and got caught - hmmm - someone spilled the beans.
Often - I see more than Phillip sees
watching eyes wide shut the magazines, please
Marketing makes me sick - ooop - I might sneeze
Quick - where’s Ritchie - pass me a Napkin please
And in all honesty
I try not to get mad when bad things happen to me
Because I’ve seen that True beauty lives - in the cracks of tragedies.
Copyright © Andrew West | Year Posted 2017