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Most Random Poem Ever

Hopefully, This will be the most random thing you’ve ever heard
Harder to comprehend - than a left-handed pen
Badly Beating Michael Jackson at badminton

Uh oh, it happened again
I used the front door while playing backgammon
And now I'm afraid I'll never be allowed back in

It’s ok, I'm not much of a gamer anyway
Too much violence, I blame N.W.A
Nintendo With Attitude 
OK, that was bad - I’ll admit it dude

Question...
Is this random enough for you?
Out of this world wrestling federation fighting brain dead kangaroos
Who constantly ask you
To put your number in their pocket - ouuuu - I think he likes you. 

My sister - is a Spicy chicken noodle soup sipper who’s always wearin’ slippers
Secretly afraid of getting sunburns - Wailen smithers

Quick - picture Sarah Palin running with scissors
Being chased by Edward Norton snortin' X in his knickers
Tony hawk - this is the kicker
I don’t really even have a sister

Haha, you took the bait - and I ain’t - even a fisher
Wait - maybe I’m lying - Pow! - right in the kisser

Who here is following me?
cuz I got no fucking clue where in the world Carmen Sandiego could be?
Cincinnati?
Maybe in the Philippines?
Maybe she robbed a coffee shop and got caught - hmmm - someone spilled the beans.

Often - I see more than Phillip sees
Whenever he’s 
watching eyes wide shut the magazines, please
Marketing makes me sick - ooop - I might sneeze
Quick - where’s Ritchie - pass me a Napkin please

And in all honesty
I try not to get mad when bad things happen to me
Because I’ve seen that True beauty lives - in the cracks of tragedies.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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