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 Hee haw, hee haw, I'm Bill from Arkansas,
 I don't know what y'all are mad at me for.
    That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
    sure stained my Presidency
 and now she won't blow my horn anymore.

"Yeah buddy, you blew it and what a mess!"
 I sure did darlin' all over that blue dress.
    It sure was fun Monica
    for us to share a cigar
 and quickly pass an act of sexual congress.


                  July 2016



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Date: 7/31/2019 4:57:00 AM
Omg! What a delightful poem... For Bill, was thinking of My Fair Lady... "The spain that caused me pain during my presidential reign, etc," Must read more of your work' Panagiota
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/31/2019 6:42:00 AM
Thanks PR. The Clintons are always a fun write.
Date: 7/29/2016 11:51:00 PM
:-)))) Love it!
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/30/2016 8:32:00 AM
Cheers Tom. Don't forget to vote!
Date: 7/29/2016 4:25:00 PM
oh my! LOL You crack me up!
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/29/2016 4:44:00 PM
Hello my dear, Becca. Making fun of "Billhary" has become my goal in life! Not that I'm a Trump fan either but I'm so fed-up with the whole Clinton franchise. What next? Is Chelsea going to run next? Where will it all end! Kiss for Ezra!
Date: 7/29/2016 11:05:00 AM
ha ha ha so very funny Keith - of course politicians can always be relied upon to tell the truth ... not lol. I got sent a very funny joke on a similar subject lol:-) hugs Jan xx7
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 7/29/2016 4:33:00 PM
Thanks again, Jan. The Clintons give us so much to work with and mock - the gift that just keeps giving! Do share your joke with us. Hugs.