mistaken for a cycle path

An ant and an imp met at the port but that's not important Cause had an ally that suited to a T Once won a derful at a carnival Once mended a tree that was tremendous Thing another thing another sorry if its not one thing its another I was near to the pie first In the distance the back was grounded Sold them the future and they called me a profit Ted had talons but was so talented Ore has rested and looks so much better Being deaf is fine it doesn't define Watch me take the L he was in a bind Have tyre tracks across my face mistaken for a cycle path