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Missing Socks

their is something very strange happening in ireland today definitely leprechauns someone each night keeps lifting my socks no matter where i look never can seem to find them i believe they use them as winter hats the other day i saw a sock running through the hawthorn bushes now i make my plea to the little people please give me back my socks i am fast running out of pairs i have only a few pairs left you cheeky little devils

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Date: 2/17/2014 1:25:00 PM
Hope the few pairs left doesn't have a hole : ) Got me laughing with this leprauchaunic post : )
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Date: 2/16/2014 6:45:00 PM
Heh.Heh Cute. My problem is the washing machine. I know that I wear two socks at a time. I know that I put two socks in the hamper when I change socks. I know I dump two socks in the washing machine, likewise the dryer. Seven out of ten times when I go to put things up there is a sock missing. Now I've not heard of leprechauns in south Louisiana, but there are a culture of Irish folks down here, so who knows . . .
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Date: 2/16/2014 4:25:00 PM
Liam, I applaud this poem! 7 I also relate , relate, relate! My best, chuck
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Date: 2/16/2014 9:25:00 AM
I needed two pairs to carry for my wife and the pair I took last week well that was for me to attend a concert.
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Mustapha Mohammed
Date: 2/16/2014 2:19:00 PM
It could have been worse man. Last week I borrowed your missing car. Did I just say that....
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Liam Mcdaid
Date: 2/16/2014 2:05:00 PM
are you taking responsibility for the missing socks ha ha from the tights to the socks i need to watch you ha haha
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Mustapha Mohammed
Date: 2/16/2014 9:27:00 AM
Let me know when you intend to put out the other pairs. I have a doctors appointment for 10:00 so you can put them out anytime between 7:00 and 8:00.

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