Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt was in a horrible accident. He was dangerously close to losing his life. The hospital notified his next of kin. Mike Hunt's next of kin was his wife. She ran into the hospital in total dismay and grabbed the first doctor who came her way. She anxiously asked him, "How is Mike Hunt?" The doctor's response was very blunt. "How the hell would I know," he went on to say, "and why would you refer to your privates in such a vile way?" * Mike Hunt, Anita Cock and Dick Hurtz too are all real people like me and you. Their parents must have been seriously deranged to give their children such suggestive names. In this write I have not used one single word of profanity. I wonder if Poetry Soup is still going to reprimand me.