Mean Mr Azzhole - Rant

I am so smart, I can fool myself but I am too stupid to figure me out. What's your problem? If you don’t stand for something, You will fall for anything. Now pick yourself up, get a number and wait for your turn. I think, therefore I am over qualified. And that’s why you work here. No, it’s not ignorance nor arrogance I’m just smarter than you. Were you born deficient or are you just stupid today? Do not believe or even read every word that I have written. Do not believe everything you think. Remember you are special, just like everyone else. Remember to take your smart pills. I can see you had an extra bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning. Then stop pretending to be stupid, that’s just dumb. When you leave home, don't forget where you live and don't forget your pants, again. Ask me about my ability to annoy anyone any time. That’s Mr. Azzhole (aays - ol - aye) to you, it’s Esperanto. And yes, it is part of my charm thanks for asking. Are we having fun yet? The daydream is the free thinkers nightmare, what do you think? never mind Perjury murdered imagination, without an assault rifle, or second amendment rights, without mass media or an internet connection. What's your excuse? I didn’t say it was your fault, I said, I was going to blame you. So, how does it feel to be back on the hamster wheel? C’mon man really?