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Let's have some fun! If anyone wants to join in the fun please soup mail me your limericks, please make sure the syllable counts are spot on.  

Julie is trying to find a mate
but has no luck in finding a date
feeling a little harried
by her friends who are married
She is now in a desperate state

Julie decides to set up an ad
in hopes to find a suitable lad
she sets up a blind date
and she can hardly wait
but meets a man as old as her Dad
     
        Tania Kitchin


Anxious Julie went online for some fun
Was worried that she would end up a nun
A man she arranged to meet
Made her go white as a sheet
When she saw that the man was Kim Jong Un
   
     Written By Tom Cunningham


So Julie goes off to speed dating
There’s plenty of minging blokes waiting
One has got green teeth -
He says his name’s Keith
She gives him a zero score rating!

    Written By Jan Allison


Julie happens to have the dating woes
She went on several dates with her foes
One was super crazy
Another was lazy
Will she ever find her soulmate,Who knows?

    Written By Alexis Y.


Julie has no idea what's wrong
She's polished her nails so super long
She has a guy in mind
He's the marrying kind
She's wearing her lacy wicked thong

   Written By Caren Krutsinger

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 5/19/2019 9:09:00 PM
What a blast! Julie never had it so good! Enjoyed each and every one! :) gw
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/20/2019 4:33:00 PM
Thank you Gershon, making it a collaboration is always more fun! It's never too late to join in! :)
Date: 5/18/2019 1:29:00 PM
Great idea Tania. I have no idea if my rhyming is spot on. Please let me know. I do not often "try" limericks. But this is a TERRIFIC idea!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/18/2019 4:29:00 PM
Thank you Caren, check your soup mail.
Date: 5/18/2019 12:36:00 PM
I sure enjoyed this!! You inspired a few great limerists here. As usual, though, I am neefing to get out of the house, so I cannot partake in the fun. Maybe I will let this inspire me for your contest!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/18/2019 12:43:00 PM
Thank you Andrea, it's not too late to join in on the fun!
Date: 5/18/2019 1:42:00 AM
had to drop back to see this gem - thanks for the opportunity to get my silly muse back:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/18/2019 4:23:00 AM
You are welcome Jan, thank you for joining in and making it more fun! Hugs Tania :)
Date: 5/17/2019 11:43:00 AM
Thank you Tania. I needed that laugh. Well done all.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/17/2019 4:19:00 PM
Thank you Victor, it makes it so fun when others join in, it's not too late if you want to join in as well! :)
Date: 5/16/2019 9:50:00 AM
haha great idea Tania, Have soupmailed you. tom
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/16/2019 8:06:00 PM
Thank you Tom for your addition, it is hilarious!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/16/2019 3:04:00 PM
Thanks Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/16/2019 1:04:00 PM
oh tom that is priceless humour:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/16/2019 10:29:00 AM
Thank you Tom I will add your part! :)
Date: 5/16/2019 6:44:00 AM
oh you temptress Tania you know I can't resist this form, that said my muse has been in a more serious frame of mind lately, I will see what I can come up with!:-) Won't be until later though xx:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/16/2019 8:08:00 PM
Thank you Jan for your awesome addition!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/16/2019 10:29:00 AM
I am looking forward to hearing back from you! :)