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Julie is trying to find a mate
but has no luck in finding a date
feeling a little harried
by her friends who are married
She is now in a desperate state
Julie decides to set up an ad
in hopes to find a suitable lad
she sets up a blind date
and she can hardly wait
but meets a man as old as her Dad
Anxious Julie went online for some fun
Was worried that she would end up a nun
A man she arranged to meet
Made her go white as a sheet
When she saw that the man was Kim Jong Un
Written By Tom Cunningham
So Julie goes off to speed dating
There’s plenty of minging blokes waiting
One has got green teeth -
He says his name’s Keith
She gives him a zero score rating!
Written By Jan Allison
Julie happens to have the dating woes
She went on several dates with her foes
One was super crazy
Another was lazy
Will she ever find her soulmate,Who knows?
Written By Alexis Y.
Julie has no idea what's wrong
She's polished her nails so super long
She has a guy in mind
He's the marrying kind
She's wearing her lacy wicked thong
Written By Caren Krutsinger
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