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I Would Never Join a Club That Would Have Me As a Member

Oh I'm sorry I didn't get it, not to worry I won't forget it. In order to win, it's not the contest, but rather the spin. The more stupid the parameters, the more ignoresponses from amateurs. The more moronic the directions, the more sophomoric the reactions. Could u b more histrionic in your language glucolic, never ending of cliché pre ponderunceses of innane uninteresting plainjane, U r a poet because u have PAID the big $$$ dues and have special powers of words/phrase lifeology. All will be yours in member recognition, regardless of yr ignonill offerings according to this site NOTALENTU. True is the phrase you really do get what u pay for. (Please don't end a sentence with a preposition?) Real words, dimensions come from a place within; deep, dank, dark non existant and incoporeal of anything reality based. U can't pull emo tensions off the top like adding cream to yr coffee. Poetry is a gutterial personification of the fecal life that inhabited u as an earthling offspring not chosen to a family of illgotten gain origin. Given the noncapacity to provide the common requirements for sociosill survival. All of u can smooch my **** premise, bend over to shake my gonadal good interntions as u pissprose praise one another each other as OMG, yr choice of emotional integrity resonates with my soulful intent to do better in the world. Throw up here. Vomit victims filled remorse and no coital containment u must be kidding when u set up these contests and yr stupid rules that only u r to privy. To make yrself look literate above all others. U stink like a skunk that is dead in a trunk. Oh the stinch is so much that my nose I must pinch. Get off yr high horse and get with the crowd, as yr present purpose I must protest to LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Write what u feel and For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge forget the rest. Bend over.

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