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I Wish -Not For Contest

I wish that I was born a boy I’d be blessed with a dangling toy Women call it a willy That name is so silly It’s an item that brings ladies joy Inspired by contest by Viv Wigley 5/4/18

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Mick Talbot

Date: 5/7/2018 7:44:00 PM

inspired by a crazy woman..... many a laugh she can summon..... she's had me rolling..... on a golf green holing....... oh man the joys of being human..... hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 5/8/2018 2:21:00 AM

Have I met this crazy woman, she sounds familiar lo (I did try playing golf... I had the most amazing handicap ... i couldn't hit the ruddy ball lol:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 5/7/2018 12:35:00 PM

Of this dangly thing that you speak// when born, mine fired up that first week// but years went and I grew// but my thing didn't do// now I have to take very small leaks// x

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2018 12:37:00 PM

lol Mr Viv, I originally submitted this to the contest then several people pointed out it needed to be about a 'creature' so I wrote the pussy poem instead:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/6/2018 5:18:00 PM

Pretty saucy there, J.A.! Freud would have had a field day with this one!!! LOL! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 5/6/2018 5:21:00 PM

lol Gershon, as long as I make folks smile with my silliness:-) I put this one into the contest but changed it for the pussy cat one:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 5/4/2018 7:58:00 PM

Hush hush Jan You make a boy blush Nice touch

Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2018 3:22:00 AM

lol Christopher:-) hugs Jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 5/4/2018 4:50:00 PM

OMG! This is utterly hilarious! I needed a good laugh today, and you gave me this gem! Thank you for the laughter! HAHAHA! Hugs. Pandita

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 5:06:00 PM

Glad I made you giggle Pandita:-) hugs jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 5/4/2018 11:40:00 AM

Oh so loved this funny cute little poem Jan. How are you. love phyl

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 5:04:00 PM

Apart from my broken finger I'm doing fine thanks Phyllis, so lovely to see you back on soup:-) hugs jan xx

Caycay Jennings

Date: 5/4/2018 9:51:00 AM

I agree, cut a whole in a guy's pocket and they are good to go. So funny, Jan - this is great stuff. All the best ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 4:59:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Caycay:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/3/2018 11:49:00 PM

Oh Jan, I did a limerick like this one too. I think it was a limerick. I included My Dingaling in the top like you did. Great minds!! Anyway, didn't he say to wish you were an animal? Well, hmmm. Man IS an animal!! Great limerick and thanks for what you said on my sewing poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 4:57:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Andrea and after reading your comment last night I decided to write a bout a real 'creature' so have withdrawn this from the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 5/3/2018 11:16:00 PM

Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing. A good one.,

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 4:56:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly

Date: 5/3/2018 9:35:00 PM

I see your muse is in full form, Jan, and the ah'muse'ment is just too good not to laugh. All the best in the contest! :) hugs ~ Artsie xx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 4:55:00 PM

I've withdrawn the poem as its not about 'a creature' as per the rules - but men can be animals can't they lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 5/3/2018 6:38:00 PM

Oh Jan!! Good one! :) Just think though, to have all your sense of self worth HANGING in the balance... ;) Stick to being a woman, dear....we have WAY more fun!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 4:55:00 PM

Oh I wouldn't change being a woman for the wold Eileen - far too much fun lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arturo Michael

Date: 5/3/2018 3:22:00 PM

Chuck Berry! So much fun in this one...you did it from another perspective...Nice too...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 3:25:00 PM

Thanks Arturo:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/3/2018 1:24:00 PM

- ... I was a little worried after reading Paul's comment ... because; Jan is a boy / man's name in Norway :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 2:47:00 PM

It is the same in Holland but its pronounced 'Yon' :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/3/2018 1:20:00 PM

Lol! Jan, Disregard the question I asked earlier on the other limerick. I found it to be hilarious. I instantly thought of the song by Beyonce. " If I were A boy " .This was a slam dunk. I'm sure I will see you in the winner's circle. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 2:46:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 5/3/2018 12:17:00 PM

Giggling silly:) Just met the Soup Genie...he promised to make your wish come true:) ~ Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 12:21:00 PM

oh heck Paul I am confused enough as Jan/Stan I have no wish to change lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 5/3/2018 11:54:00 AM

and some men too...(lol) but not me...Love it! Good luck in the contest, Jan, Hugs // Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 12:07:00 PM

ha ha ha Charles your playful side is coming right out in your comments lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/3/2018 10:13:00 AM

Haha he'll love this one Jan. Good luck. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 10:26:00 AM

I've written a string of poems too but think I can only enter one, this was the first one I wrote so thought it worthy for the contest - I just want to make Mr Viv laugh:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 5/3/2018 9:41:00 AM

Another good one Jan. Like Rodney used to say. When I was young we were so poor, if I wasn't born a boy I wouldn't have anything to play with at all!............80)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 9:43:00 AM

ha ha ha love that Pat:-) I'd prefer to enter the string of limericks into the contest but I think it has to be just one poem and this was the one I wrote first:-) hugs Jan