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I Love Gas


I love gas
Not that kind!
The kind the dentist gives
The kind that makes me laugh
Loudly, annoying thousands of others.
I remember the first time
My heart leapt with joy
As I met my soul-self
In the gas 
"Where have you been?"
I yelled to her.
"I have missed you so!"
The only reason I go
to the dentist now.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 4/15/2019 9:10:00 PM
Definitely the only reason to go to the dentist.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/16/2019 3:15:00 PM
Even the gas has not tempted me lately.
Date: 4/13/2019 10:25:00 PM
Caren, No gas shortage here. But a nice trip (to the dentist) who charges extra for giggles. -Richard
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/14/2019 12:15:00 AM
I have to pay an extra fee of $75 but at least I will open my mouth then.
Date: 4/13/2019 10:19:00 PM
The title is so captivating and so is the poem. Your poems always give me new ideas to try a new style of writing. Happy go lucky poetry. Cheers to your pen and cheers to your words Caren :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/14/2019 12:16:00 AM
Thank you so much Swetha. I am always seeking something new to write about. Luckily I know so many who like to incessantly talk. I take notes as they do.
Date: 4/13/2019 7:49:00 PM
I love your writes Caren! I do not know why i do not return the love you leave for me! Aside from a very bad county friend! LOL! I do promise to stop by more regular i swear and i rarely ever if possible swear lol! so with that said thank you my friend for your support and i will start returning to visit more often!;) Hugs
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Brenda Chiri
Date: 4/16/2019 11:31:00 AM
Thank you my friend that is my youngest grandbaby whom I love so very much! Well she is the only baby I have anymore! Pleasure Caren! Hugs
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/14/2019 12:17:00 AM
Brenda, we do the best we can. We cannot possibly stop by all of our friends' pages every day. I am so glad you stopped by. What a gorgeous baby!
Date: 4/13/2019 12:15:00 PM
Oh I love this . I too have had it , but only once (at the expensive dentist's) Now I use a dental school to save a lot of money! If I ever need major work done, will go to a place like this. It was quite a wonderful experience.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/13/2019 4:31:00 PM
I will not open my mouth without it even to have them take a small peek.
Date: 4/13/2019 9:07:00 AM
I confess...same here! Meeting my mini me! as well all at the dentists drill away
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/13/2019 4:31:00 PM
I love this gas thing.
Date: 4/13/2019 6:59:00 AM
Hi Caren. I can't remember the last time I had gas! Your dentist is pushing laughing gas! GREAT POEM!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/13/2019 4:32:00 PM
There is only one in KC who gives it. He is a horrible dentist, but there is the GAS so I go.
Date: 4/13/2019 3:31:00 AM
ha ha ha do they still give this treatment lol glad I get injections when I go to the dentist - and from the title I thought it was about flatulence lol :-) hugs Jan xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/13/2019 5:37:00 AM
I knew I could "reel you in", Jan. It was a trick, and you passed!
Date: 4/13/2019 2:40:00 AM
Amusing charming writing! My dentist uses middle-ages methods! Give your dentist address please, Caren! Lol
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/13/2019 5:37:00 AM
I hate him today, so I would not give it to you today. He is mean today. You are much too nice, Demetrios. I would not put you through his Middle-Aged Torturous ways!
Date: 4/13/2019 1:38:00 AM
My dentist does not use gas but needles Ouch!!!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/13/2019 5:38:00 AM
I get needles too, many many needles. I have what is called a traveling nerve, they have to numb me up so hard I cannot walk out of there, or for two days later.