I, Will - For Make Me Lol Contest

I just wrote my lady a poem I thought it a romantic ode She said that the thought was what counted But was I in semantic mode My words were perhaps a bit literal No simile nor metaphor Like, ‘You light the fire of my passion’ Instead of just, ‘You’re a bit phwaaar’ She said could you write more like Shakespeare I told her, ‘My darling I will’ So I shaved my head through the middle Then went out and bought me a quill 9 December 2018 Laugh Out Loud Contest Sponsor Nina Parmenter