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An old guy with a beard white and long Entered house in deer horns and a thong Police said, "there're laws." "But I'm Santa Claus" "Is that so sir, now come right along." A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest; placed 2nd Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin Date written: 15th November 2022

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Date: 11/26/2022 4:26:00 PM
Good one Terry. I hope he had Miss L. Toe for his Lawyer.
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/28/2022 1:35:00 AM
Very funny, Wendy. Thank you for the kind comment
Date: 11/26/2022 7:20:00 AM
Hahaha. I love this one Terry. What a vision that conjures up. teehee Congratulations on your win! :)
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/28/2022 1:35:00 AM
Thank you Linda
Date: 11/24/2022 10:38:00 PM
Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!
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Date: 11/25/2022 12:33:00 AM
Thank you Christuraj
Date: 11/24/2022 7:55:00 PM
This is great, Terry! CONGRATS on your win! Janice
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/25/2022 12:33:00 AM
Thank you so much, Janice
Date: 11/24/2022 4:10:00 PM
Good one, Terry! Congratulations!
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/25/2022 12:33:00 AM
Thank you Ann
Date: 11/24/2022 10:48:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Terry. Me thinks Santa’s had a few bevvies. Terry
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Date: 11/25/2022 12:34:00 AM
He might have! Thank you for the congrats.
Date: 11/24/2022 10:19:00 AM
Terry, a cute and funny one, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/25/2022 12:35:00 AM
Thank you, Tania, for the placement and for running the contest I do so enjoy your limerick contests.
Date: 11/24/2022 10:13:00 AM
Bahaha worst Christmas ever lol, good write Terry made me laugh. Congrats!
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Date: 11/25/2022 12:35:00 AM
Thank you Hat.
Date: 11/16/2022 11:17:00 AM
Good one, but you should name him Santa Claws
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/18/2022 12:44:00 AM
Hi Andrea, thank you for the visit and interesting comment.
Date: 11/15/2022 9:32:00 AM
This is truly hilarious! I guess "Santa" wasn't that convincing...ab
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/18/2022 12:44:00 AM
Thank you Anselmo.
Date: 11/15/2022 7:24:00 AM
The imagery impeccable! Really funny!
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/18/2022 12:45:00 AM
Thank you, Kim, I really do enjoy writing a limerick
Date: 11/15/2022 7:06:00 AM
the elves never should have taken him to their party.....
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Terry Miller
Date: 11/18/2022 12:45:00 AM
Indeed!

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