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HO—OH--NO With his rosy red cheeks and pot belly so cute halfway down the chimney he ripped a loud toot the firemen claim his gas was to blame for that’s where they found the bones and red suit 11/28/2018 for – Christmas Limericks Poetry Contest sponsor – Carolyn Devonshire

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Date: 12/2/2018 4:32:00 PM
I really loved this one John, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/2/2018 12:01:00 PM
This is one of the funniest entries I read. "Toot, toot...Pow!!" John, if the syllable counts had been on target, your poem would have placed even higher. Competition for this contest was awesome and you did a great job. Thanks for supporting the contest with your witty verse. Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 11/29/2018 4:44:00 PM
Brilliant John, But oh poor Santa.
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Date: 11/28/2018 6:30:00 PM
ha ha ha love it John:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Lawless
Date: 11/29/2018 2:08:00 PM
...well...._"dooty" called....

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