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Opened my mouth, pure nonsense I spewed Eyebrows she raised, “Don’t mean to be rude" Head-shake then a sigh “Are you freekin HIGH?" “I prefer strangers dressed and NOT nude” ‘It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt’ - Mark Twain *Submitted for: John Freeman's Dumb and Dumber contest

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Date: 6/19/2015 4:51:00 PM
Oh, Tim, I see this was a mark Twain quote you had used!! (do me a NEW one from Twain!!) Congrats on your win with this one here. I sure do remember this one.
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 6/19/2015 7:09:00 PM
Thanks my friend! Soup mail...
Date: 6/19/2015 3:21:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/19/2015 12:05:00 AM
TIM, Congrats on your win. **SKAT**
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Date: 6/18/2015 11:42:00 PM
Well written Tim, Loved it Agape, Moses
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Date: 6/18/2015 11:16:00 PM
Tim :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~
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Date: 5/24/2015 5:25:00 AM
Hilarious limerick Tim! Such an entertaining read!! Always, Laura
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Date: 5/20/2015 11:30:00 AM
haha, and the title too, it all makes sense now!! Good entry, Tim.
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Date: 5/19/2015 1:36:00 PM
ha ha ha very clever Tim good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx
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