Hard-Boiled Goose Eggs

Direct me to the One selling magic beans- my few remaining coins burn pocket holes (and this is my last good pair of trousers) nothing else worked, nor made a lick-o-sense magic beans may sprout into something real, maybe give me something to believe in no enegy/ desire to slay dragons pop-squatted my share of (un)golden eggs. Need an upwardly mobile vacation momentarilly take me to new heights, at least envision my head in the clouds searching for gold, (settling for silver)